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Blew my mind
So I never write reviews but this game is just so bad that I had to do it. First of the game has about 10 choices that are repetitive, there are no functions that you can do except choose the choice and they always give the same amount of points (EX 10 points in health 10 in knowledge). Secondly, the gameplay and graphics are hella basic there are 2 commands swipe left and right that could be coded by anyone that have knowledge of Java and the characters animation looks like a 2nd year art student in college have done them. Thirdly, how many ads does 4 minutes of gameplay need? The answer, about an ad every 15-45 seconds so about 5-9 ads. To summarize this game can waste your time for about 7 minutes then it’ll be boring and not worth your time anymore.Show lesskevindasian
It’s like a bootleg version of BitLife
I mean it isn’t a terrible app but it lags like crazy for me, and the choices aren’t as funny and outlandish as they could be, it has potential to be something better but it just falls flat on so many levels. I’m sure that if you improve the choices and make them more creative, and maybe make the characters less like they came from a stock art site then maybe it would be better. Otherwise, go download BitLife.Show lessDogmeatAndRex
Boring
Saw an ad about this game and it looked decent. I read some reviews and some people complained about the amount of ads so I made sure my WiFi was off when playing it. However even when I did play it I found it very boring as they ask/give you so many of the same questions/decisions and it takes forever, it’s just very slow. I definitely don’t recommend if you prefer enjoyable games.Show lessDeknees2013
Boring, pointless, and FULL OF ADS
This game is boring. First of all, WHY IS THERE SOOO MANY ADS?? All I wanna do is play the game. I don’t wanna know about online shopping! Second of all, it’s pointless. Idk why I think it’s pointless but it is. Last of all, it’s boring. All u do is go down the path of life. And the hearts, books, and coins u collect, what do u do with them. Like I said, pointless. For a fact, it looked better on the ad. I’m sorry to say that but it is. In conclusion, this game gets ⭐️ ⭐️ bc it is like I said, boring, pointless, and full of ads. Thank you for letting me state my opinion and please make this game better.Show lessKaydence Kimbrell
Boring and filled with ads
Upon seeing ads for the game you would think you could pick your gender. This is a total lie as your gender and looks are completely pre-determined. This is less of a game and more like just dragging your character over choices which quite honestly do not matter. Actually you can get the same exact question in one game. It asked me what would I like to become and I chose doctor but only 3 choices later and it asks me this again even though I already answered it. What makes it worse is that there are ads every three choices you make so basically you are getting an ad every thirty seconds. Just terrible...Show lessBacon_Mustard_Taco
I like it
I have to say it’s a good game. I like it but I have two things to say:
1. Too many ads 😕
2. I don’t know about anybody else but I had a glitch that stops me from going onto the next level. I want to play this but have to delete and re-download it for it to work ☹️ good game though! 👍🏻e.m.mie
Glitch
It’s a very good game except if you manage to have a grand child in the game it glitches to show your character and partner gone and shows kids and a baby for grandchild which then tries to make you the baby but when it starts to play and put the baby at the start the whole game gets frozen there and you have to delete and reinstall the entire app to get it to work again because it resets it to the beginning of the app as if you never played it this issue needs to be fixedShow lessPesephanie
Gender options?
The ad that I saw for this game had a gender option for male, female, or neither. This game did not allow me to choose a gender, nor did it let me choose the gender of my partner. It’s an ok game, just pretty boring with not much to reward a person for playing and it gets repetitive. It’s fine I guess, I’m mostly disappointed about the gender thing because the reason I got the game was for the non-binary options. Guess it was just false advertising. :/Show lessMolly Tallulah
1-Dimensional
For me, it's not so much about the game being "boring" per se, because I think that every game will be boring to certain audiences. While I do agree, that there is a great lack of depth in this game. With that being said some questions are repeated, but don't make sense, such as choosing a working field—not sure why you need to choose your career twice. Secondly, some questions are geared for you to answer a specific way, choosing to go to play in the playground in this game is beneficial for all three categories, while choosing to go to the library isn't. That doesn't seem balanced or even well thought out. Lastly, and this is the biggest problem I have with this game, why is the character automatically caucasian and blonde? This is the 21st century, are you serious? And why is it that you need to choose to "kiss the birthday girl" or else you're penalized? What if you're asexual or if you're non-hetero? My point is that in a game like this that heavily pertains to choosing your life, this should be an option, not a default. Come on game developers, get with the times.Show lessapplications explorer
