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Very boring...🥱
I read the reviews and decided to download it. (I was really curious) and to be honest I should’ve just minded my business and not even bother to waste my precious time to even install it. The first few seconds and I’m mean FIRST FEW SECONDS like *15 secs* in I had got EXTREMELY bored. The questions and the concept of the game itself was just a no 🚫for me. I don’t understand why the first player is a Caucasian male, you can’t even create or pick a different ethnicity or gender. This game is out dated and EXTREMELY boring. There’s nothing else I can say but don’t waste your time to download.Show lessAnonymous analysis
Meh. Few issues.
1) Don’t like that you can’t choose gender. My character looks like a boy but is a girl with a girl name.
2) Don’t like that when question/path changes there’s no pause for player to read new question and have time to choose path, just keeps running.
3) Got a companion runner out of nowhere. Not sure if this is supposed to be my girlfriend (even though I’m a straight girl) but she showed up when I was still a kid/preteen.
Other than that, it’s alright I guess. Hasn’t glitched/kicked me out while playing or have issues loading. Buuut will be deleting since kinda boring since not very interactive, and doesn’t give enough time to choose a path/what items to collect. (Be nice to be able to customize character’s gender and looks/coloring in addition to name.)Show lessPokey124
Disappointing ☹️☹️☹️😦😦
Ok, so I downloaded this app today and it was the worst. First of all i hate that i didn’t get to choose the gender. The first time I played this it just made me a boy. I’m a girl! Another thing about this app is that i feel is is the same character EVERY time and it is kinda annoying. This app is also very boring and not so much fun. I mean, you just swipe your person to a column and i do not consider this app “entertaining.” The weird thing about this app is that it repeats the same questions. you don’t need to choose your job or career twice! So I would NOT recommend this app. ☹️☹️☹️☹️Show lessSophie bear 🐻❤️🌈
More options and Iess ads
Overall it’s a fun game, but It lacks diversity and choice. You’re unable to choose your gender, sexuality, and look. I’m ok with being unable to choose your gender, but for me it really irritates me that it’s just assumed you want the opposite gender. I don’t know if the developer is a homophobe but that’s just one of my major pet peeves. I would also appreciate the ability to change how you look like. Other than that it’s a good concept and I like it a lotShow lessmeowdy the mindcrafter
Too simple. Too many ads
I am not that person to complain about having to watch ads for a free game, I’m reasonable, I know devs have to fund their app. But I would not be surprised if this game is designed to have 50% ad video eating time. Also the review about it being 1-dimensional hit the nail on the head. The concept seems fun, but the execution is abysmal. The options are poorly thought out, the game seems to lead to a contrived ending, there’s no “different way” to play, just follow what the computer wants you to. No same-sex relationship options, with a life simulator game you not only have to get creative with the scenarios, but you have to be inclusive and represent ALL kinds of people. This game only offers Aryan heterosexual characters. There’s a lot of apps out there... you’ll need to try harder and be more creative than that.Show lessVenzlnchika2009
Honestly really bad
This has the potential to be a great game, but it is constantly glitching and kicking me out and also you can’t choose a gender. Also if I try to pick a side choice it always picks the middle one, and it won’t let me get through childhood. It won’t let me name myself and it has a ton of repetitive choices. Normally I’d say not to listen to ranting reviews but I wish I had read them before downloading this game.😠😠😠Show lessruby.k.kadera
The game is fine
I enjoyed the game, it was fun. For a while. So my only complaint is when my child has a child it let me control which would have been fine, if it actually let me move. It didn’t let me move. It said choose a school and each option had a skull over the top of it. So you couldn’t read it, and it wouldn’t let you start the round. You were only allowed to sit there. I tried to shut down the app and reopen, same thing. I even shut my phone down and opened it back up, still the same. At this point I just need to delete it.Show lessfgsrhvryjvs
Not a great app, but it is good if you want to waste time
I will start off by saying what is good about this game, it allows all people to relax and just forget for a bit. The things that are bad are that you cannot pick a gender, like seriously. Almost every game revolving around life allows you to choose your gender!? Also, there is no cause and effect in this game. Here’s what I mean, if you do a bad action then you automatically go to the next thing or slide with no consequences. Maybe make some things more interesting, like if you were to be a doctor, have a patient that has a severe illness or disease and go into surgery or refuse. Something to get us hooked. Another thing you cannot find out what your career is. I chose to be in the army and ended up a doctor. I don’t know what that is about, so just make it obvious to us. Add more options, like sports or business. Just work on this game a lot more.
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This game is bad
So, my biggest complaint about the game is the choices the game gives u. For example, when u go to the birthday party, why r the only options to kiss the birthday girl/boy, throw cake at them, or leave? Why is there no option to have fun at the party and make friends, u know, like a normal birthday party? Second, why r all the characters in this game so UGLY?! Finally, the coins don’t even do anything! I get the coins, but for what? I know this is a bad example, but if I play Fortnite and collect materials, if there was no building in fortnite, then what’s the point of having the materials? This game has its materials to build with, it just doesn’t have the option to build anything, metaphorically speaking.Show lesspeepeepoopyhed
A lot of set backs in 2020
I think that it’s clear the game has some good qualities. Everyone loves a life simulator, but this isn’t even a life simulator. It automatically makes you have a white straight character. What gets on my nerves, as a member of the lgbtq community that you HAVE to kiss a girl at the party. I never kissed girls until I was confident enough with my sexuality that I could kiss a girl and just have fun with it. I don’t mind playing a straight white character but I would’ve preferred to have the option “kiss the girl at the party” or “kiss the girls brother”Show lessShhzhxjxjxjxhddh
