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  • Multiplayer is butchered, but good game

    Quick review: Player models break and are unplayable. Matchmaking is SUPER unbalanced. Single player is addicting and provides a challenge Super entertaining Long review: This game is good for the most part. I have experienced the great and the worst. The campaign is wonderful and provides a real challenge sometimes. Although I can’t say the same for multiplayer. Multiplayer for the most part is just plain awful. The player models often will break which is super inconvenient. My other complaint is that the matchmaking is just terrible! I have to go up against someone in a complete set of armor and I only have a pathetic sword and a wool hat to protect myself? Really?! I can’t even do a sliver of damage it’s just incredibly lame. Add some actual balance to the matchups!!! Rarely will I ever go up against someone who I am able to have a fair chance at playing. It’s frustrating and ruins the whole online experience.
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  • Great game with amazing potential!

    Have to start off by saying this game has unique mechanics and awesome art style. Really enjoying the weapon and armor upgrades. Bought the game without ads. With that said, the two handed combat needs to be improved, feel most of the time I’m not able to attack properly just with how large it is versus how the joysticks are. Would also appreciate something a bit more then repetitive levels, would be nice to incorporate some kind of objectives, or even other game modes.

    Overall this game is worth trying, it’s a fun once in a while slasher when you find yourself on your phone, hoping they add more to the game. If I see a strong update, I’ll be sure to check it out!!
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  • One of the best games

    The graphics are very good so as the blood also physics but though I would like more than three campaigns in the game that all has special things about it like the holy Romain empire has better swords and the British isles have better armor. Also getting over 100 everybody starts wearing armor so why customize your character at that point. If duel wielding was supposed to hurt people at long range then why can I put a shield over someone’s head and they can’t move and start stabbing them does more damage then that. Duel wielding is better for cutting through tanks that wear thick armor.
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  • AMAZING GAME!

    Its a really good game, addicitive with zero glitches on my side. Really enjoy it, there should be a sequel to this game. Pretty sure lots of people would enjoy it including myself. Perhaps a different time era would be nice. Nonetheless its an amazing game and I really love the concept of this type of game. The physics are stunning so are the graphics and tiny details here and there. Really hope this game goes out there whoever loves to play Joystick, Fighting, Interactive, Swordfighting, Medieval Times Games.

    Keep up the amazing work creators. Hope to see more and another game come out. Thank you for entertaining us! :)
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  • Update suggestions

    I have some suggestions for the game, first many you can add China or Mongolia or some country like that, make a one use per stage ranged weapon ( does about as much at a heavy mace) and a dagger that you can switch to if you get disarmed. Things that would make the game feel better is if you could slide the sword out after impaling them, made the blood a bit more smooth and maybe a secret island.
    Thank you if the developer read this and took some things into mind for the next update and I hope one of these gets into the game
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  • its good n all

    but like i would literally spend money just to stop the ads coming through you cant even play without the internet so the ads HAVE to be there
  • game is cool, but lacks

    Game is easy to understand and it's good if you just want to kill some time. However, the gameplay loop is exhausted in like an hour at most. Play through the same monotonous levels doing the same thing to unlock some reskin of your previous weapon, shield, armor, etc, which is slightly better. Also, you obviously have the ads, which occur every 3 levels or deaths, which can be almost every 30 seconds once you get later into the game and start snowballing through levels. You're also unable to play the game without any sort of internet connection despite the game working fine without an internet connection, except for the pvp. I'm pretty sure this was done in a recent update to prevent people from just turning their internet off to skip the ads without paying for no ads in a game you'll get bored of in less than an hour. Also, the game uses quite a bit of resources to run despite the game being incredibly simple gameplay wise and graphically. Although, this is probably due to mobile devices typically not being very efficient at running games. If you're thinking about pvp then prepare to be absolutely annihilated by cheaters. Even if you do get into an actual match, then the combat is incredibly janky and drawn-out for pvp. All in all, I'd say it's good for a mobile game.
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  • Great strange game, but I like it.

    The armor means nothing in this game and some of it lowers your stats even. My method is just wield two baby knives and go ham like a thanksgiving turkey the first 50 rounds until I have a fat stack. Most armour I unlock is the same or less stats than I already have so who needs it? Some weapons tell you it’s stronger than what you have, but it isn’t. I’ve tried other weapons like a club since it says it’s stronger, but it looks like I’m playing whack a mole and it takes even longer. Just stick with no shield a dirty shirt and two rusty daggers and you’re good.
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  • Amazin

    So addictive there are ads but not too many and the gore just a amazing game keep working on it
  • I enjoy it a ton

    This game is really fun in my opinion, it’s pretty repetitive and i usually don’t go for games like that, but i’m at level 91 right now having 3 stars on all 90 levels. By no means did i 3 star these every time, it was a lot of fun going back to old levels with a completely new set up and destroying someone who was previously difficult, although many of the levels i simply repeated until i got 3 stars. i believe you can 3 star any level with any weapon if you hone your skills enough, this game is that flexible in how you can play. one of my favorite things is that you only need to 1 star a level to progress, 2-3 starring simply rewards more money, but because of this i’ve been able to try out many different builds. i haven’t even touched multiplayer or survival yet, im that into the campaign. i’m sure i missed something because i’ve barely even touched the surface of how long the campaign is, but seriously try this game out!
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