Alright, let me tell you something about this bank app. It’s like a hog at a county fair shiny and fancy, but you’ve got to wrestle with it to get anything done. Signing in was a chore, took me three tries and a few choice words. Once I finally got in, the dang thing lagged worse than a coon dog on a hot day.
Deposits work okay, I guess, if you can figure out which button to push. But transferring money? Might as well be spitting in the wind. I tried sending twenty bucks but it charges a dollar every transaction.
Customer service? Might as well holler into a rain barrel. They don’t answer the phone any quicker than a rattlesnake strikes. When they finally did, they talked so fancy I could hardly understand them.
I’ll give them this – the app looks pretty. All those bright colors and fancy icons make you feel like you’re sitting in a highfalutin’ city bank. But don’t be fooled, it’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
In the end, if you’ve got to use it, bring a jug of moonshine and a whole lot of patience. You’re going to need it.
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