Leave a Review Milk The Cow
I love this game
It is a good cow game!Dog1922004
Awsome
AwsomeCutie1000000001
freshest app of 2014
my name is hailey mello and since the day I was born I had a dream of being able to milk cows for a living. unfortunately I live in the tiny state of lynyhintopia, in a little city on Mars. when I was browsing through the space catalog of the hottest apps of 2014(earth years) I was shocked. I nearly jumped out of my space suit!!!!! my alien sister, brianna, was ecstatic. we quickly downloaded the app and it only took 14 light years. when it was finished, I opened it and boom my dream came true. I milked and milked and milked until I just couldn't milk anymore. I milked so much that I got a rare disease called milkosophogus. I had to go to Neptune to have my fingers surgically removed. all in all it was worth it and I would recommend it to anyone. I'm typing with my toes now because no hands. 5 stars.Show lessyeahidkwhattoshit
THE BEST APP EVER!!!!!❤️❤️👄💋🌹💞
Okay. So one night I got this app. And it was like OMG. I love this app. I it's just like so much fun. I play it with the family you can make it a family game and everybody can play. And he can brag and Bragg and Brad. And it's just so much fun. I really love this app. If you could get this app for $150. I would!!! You can just do everything you ever wanted to do. Like if you live in the city. You are not buy a farm see you don't get to milkhouse, and with this app your life is changed. I just think anybody who has this app. Is Mike a better person. If you have this app. Get it. Because you need it! And it will teach a life lesson. You don't want to be a farmer. It's gross. And less you have the Robo cow thing we can like Milk a lot of Couse. But I live in New York New York and like a penthouse I'm joking I'm poor LOL. But I'm not like so poor that I like and like living on the streets. It's just like it's just this whole big thing happened and Bob Loblaw my mom is not like with a right draft so if she gets with the right draft sometime she's a zoo lady I forgot to tell you that she doesn't Macalice but yeah it's a lot of fun I really like it and get it if you have the chance I would pay hundred and $80 million for it if you could just get this app that would be the best thing in the world. I love Jesus. Not to offend anybody is an atheist or anything but it's just I just do NGZ loves counts also and or also like as if and or!Show lessjadenherring
Discussing but fun
This game is like so like gross but I like it it is challenging because you are timed and you have to slide your finger down the................milk dispensers so that the milk gets into the bucket and when u fill it up you get to see your time the only things I would recommend is:
1. I think that u should be able to just slide your ding down and hold so the milk just comes does like your spraying a water bottle on the ground.
2. You should be able to use different cow groinds to milk the cow instead of having to by the full version thing.Show lessLively girl
Milk the cow
This game may be tiring but it is super fun the cow does not move around like you thing it does and there is for boobies to milk this makes you exercise your arm !! But for one thing if you milk all four on the iPad it may move to the other things you went to before . I do not care as long as it is fun and the cow looks real !! One of the most exciting part to this game is the record I beat it with my best try but I did but not always .. Because of the moving to another game problem the record is not to be beaten a lot unless you practice ! I wish you make the game better because beating is not always the fun thing at this game you will have to make the costumers happy of what they bought and fun fun fun !!Show lessCow's super thing
Great but could use improvement
I loved this game. It challenges me just the right amount. But there are some improvements to be made. As I played the game for hours trying to improve my time, I noticed time and time again that for the milk to squirt out u have to pull unparticularly far. Idk if it's just me or the game but I do know there is room for improvementShow lessTommy4289
Seriously?
I understand if you dont like the game but there is no need for gross comments. Come on people don't be immature it's not meant to be inappropriate so people please be mature and not disgusting and immature. It's just meant to be a funny game and not the way you think of it. I am sick of peoples gross comments about breast feeding and if it keeps up I will email apple to get rid of inappropriate comments. Thank you to all the mature ones.Show lessCutie1659
Make It Exciting!
Milk the Cow is a little awkward. I think that the setting and goal is kind of boring. The setting could be at a fair or carnival of some sort with the goal of winning a Milking the Cow contest. If you beat your opponent, there should be a 10 second celebration of fireworks or realistic applause. Maybe there should be a Decorate Your Pail option too. So, if you clicked on it, it would show a plain metal pail with decoration options on the side to choose from. These are just a few of my hair- brained ideas to improve this app. I hope you think about it! Bye!
P.S. I will be waiting for some new
ideas on this app.Show lessAaa Bbb Ccc
Hmmmm......
To write this review as a real review I will have to be a third party reviewer, with no personal interest in this....instead of the really creeped out 13 year old that I am. First things first. The game does exactly what it does. Despite the abbhorent creepiness, and yes, awesomeness, it does exactly as it says. The problems. The ad is out on the bottom of the screen. Clearly, it was strategically placed there so that when you pulled down on the...the...the...uh...thing....you would pull down to fast and hit it. While annoying, the developer has gotta make money somehow. The thing that minuses one star is this. Everything, plus the cow, is the background. The...uh...things...are the sprites. This is done correctly, but, and a big but, the...things...are placed wrong. It's noticeable.Show lessI Speak Only Truth
