Milk The Cow User Reviews

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Fun and addictive

Pleasantly surprised with this game

Still funny!!!

Iโ€™ve had this game on my phone since maybe 2012??? And although I donโ€™t play it every day, sometimes I bring it out as a little party trick, and everyone thinks it is SO funny. Itโ€™s a little laggy sometimes, and there are a bunch of ads, but 10/10 best meme game that exists

Best game ever

A YouTuber showed this game and it is beautiful

Amazing

My best is 8 seconds , 53 I love the game even though it shows the utter, I live on a farm so itโ€™s not

Horny

Great game

I love squeezing them utters

This game is truly riveting. It had changed my life in more ways than you could imagine. Before I was a milker I was a nobody. But now I have found my purpose. Whenever I have alone time I milk those utters so hard I get carpal tunnel. Milking is love milking is life.

incredible

i milk these udders yes. speedrun record incoming yes.

Okay

This game is not as fun if it had more options instead of having to pay to get pro it would be fun. I am a farmer and love cows and if they had a process to milk a cow and compete it would be a lot enjoyable. Like a example is feeding the cow watering the cow starting when the cow is a baby to older and having different breeds. Otherwise the game is fun being able to compete and see how long it takes you but it is not how long it takes you in real life, real life would be 10 minuets hand milking and 15 minutes with a milker. The game should really have the whole process of milking like dip the tets, wipe the tets, put the milker on or start hand milking, dip the tets when the hole process is done,
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Ugh

Very dumb and stupid

Boring

This game is sooooooooooooooooooo boring

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