BendersManCave

Name: BendersManCave
Author: Preston Spahr

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April 23, 2026
May 14, 2026
6.0
iOS 17.6+
17+
64.95MB
iPhone, iPad
2 months ago
English

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Preston Spahr

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Bender's Man Cave is the official command center for one legendary man cave and the operatives who use it. Book sessions. Get approved. Log the damage. Honor the legends. Shame the degenerates. Use the passcode 1492 to act as Host. MISSION CONTROL Your home base. Live cave status, upcoming sessions, and the Drill Sergeant standing by with a random motivational bark whether you asked for it or not. BOOK A MISSION Choose your mission type: Golf Sim Showdown, Game Day Command, Poker Night, Kids Invasion, or Open Session. State your crew size, pick your date, drop a message to the Commander, and wait for authorization. HOST COMMAND Bender's private dashboard. Approve or deny requests, activate live sessions, and award badges. PIN-protected. Classified. Commander eyes only. First touch the orange Mission Control area at the top of the Mission Control page for 1.5 seconds, then use Passcode 1492 to act as the Host. THE TAB Live consumption logging during active sessions. Log drinks, food, and anything else consumed — tracked per operative in real time. When you're done, hit DAMAGE for the full breakdown. Choose CONTINUE MISSION to keep going, or RTB — Heading Home to close it out. WALL OF HONOR Ranked leaderboard. Honor badges for the legends — First Blood, Centurion, Designated Hero, Double Eagle, and more. Shame badges for the degenerates. The Cave has a long memory. THE MAN CODE Six sacred articles. Every operative scrolls and swears the oath before entering. Swipe to sign. The Cave witnesses all. THE DRILL SERGEANT Eight rotating audio clips fired at random. The simulator doesn't care about your feelings. The scoreboard remembers everything. The Cave is watching. Always. ADD TO CALENDAR Approved missions drop straight into your iPhone Calendar — no extra steps, no excuses. Be there. RTB — HEADING HOME When the session is over, hit RTB. The Damage Report finalizes, the wah-wah plays, and another completed mission is logged. Dignified exit. Every time. Free. No subscriptions. No ads. All data stored privately on your device. What happens in the Cave stays in the Cave.

What's New in BendersManCave

6.0

May 14, 2026

Version 2.1 — Comms Online. The Cave now knows how to reach you. New in this version: Register with Command: Every operative now texts the Commander to register — callsign, real name, phone, and email — before they can request a mission. One tap composes the SMS. Bender gets the message, the operative is on the roster. Mission requests by text: When a guest submits a booking, the Commander gets it two ways: a push notification in-app, and a formatted SMS with every detail of the request. Two-request cap per operative — keeps the texts manageable when everyone wants in on Saturday. Commander setup: First time the host PIN is entered, Bender sets his phone number on his own device. It lives nowhere else and is never published. New Settings tab in Host Command for editing the number later, with a count of registered operatives. Log a guest mission: Got a text instead of an in-app request? Bender can now log it manually from Host Command — the booking lands in the Scheduled queue with a 60-minute reminder, same as any other. Cleaner sound design: The Missile Lock tone now fires only at the legitimate "weapon armed" moment — when a mission is actually submitted. No more stray locks on every plus/minus tap or keyboard return. The Cave obeys. Try not to embarrass it.