I haven’t even tried it and I already hate it
Ive had my fair share of bad apps in the past from ixl to NWEA though i wouldn’t say they killed me. So when I read the reviews I was absolutely horrified … save me! FREAKING SCHOOLS DO NOT USE THIS IF YOU HAVE A CHOICE
yeah it was fine
idk what people are freaking out about just make sure your device is ready
Update
Really curious as to why the minimum system requirements were updated… It worked perfectly fine with the previous Mac versions. Now, I don’t know how these things work, but, software updating my entire computer just so I could update Bluebook caused a whole horde of new problems on my computer… sigh. I really regret updating the app
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This app is my 13th reason
College board wants to torture children this app sucks
Tel Aviv’s App
I love this app!!! Love from Israel and Tel Aviv☺️☺️☺️☺️
Satan in the disguise of an app
never again.
This app is actually the death of me…
Bluebook is somehow both overengineered and undercooked at the exact same time. I didn't know that was possible until I used it.
This app has the personality of a DMV waiting room, the speed of a dying laptop from 2009, and the user experience of trying to assemble IKEA furniture with half the instructions missing.
The whole point of a testing app is to quietly exist in the background while students take their exams. Bluebook looked at that job description and said, "No thanks, I'd rather be the main source of stress."
Every click feels like you're negotiating with a hostage situation. Every menu feels like it was hidden by someone who thinks usability is a sign of weakness. The interface looks like it was designed by a group project where nobody did their part.
What's crazy is that this app is responsible for important exams. You'd think it would be polished. Instead, it feels like the digital equivalent of showing up to a math test and finding out your pencil has trust issues.
Bluebook's biggest accomplishment is making students nostalgic for Scantrons. Think about that for a second. It made millions of people look at a piece of cardboard covered in bubbles and think, "Wow, technology really peaked here."
I'd rather renew my license at the DMV, sit through a six-hour layover, and listen to someone explain cryptocurrency to me than spend another minute dealing with this app.
Pros: • It eventually launches.
Cons: • It eventually launches.
Final verdict: Bluebook feels like it was tested once, declared "good enough," and then released into the wild to terrorize students everywhere. If frustration were an AP class, this app would give everyone a 5. ⭐☆☆☆☆
This app has the personality of a DMV waiting room, the speed of a dying laptop from 2009, and the user experience of trying to assemble IKEA furniture with half the instructions missing.
The whole point of a testing app is to quietly exist in the background while students take their exams. Bluebook looked at that job description and said, "No thanks, I'd rather be the main source of stress."
Every click feels like you're negotiating with a hostage situation. Every menu feels like it was hidden by someone who thinks usability is a sign of weakness. The interface looks like it was designed by a group project where nobody did their part.
What's crazy is that this app is responsible for important exams. You'd think it would be polished. Instead, it feels like the digital equivalent of showing up to a math test and finding out your pencil has trust issues.
Bluebook's biggest accomplishment is making students nostalgic for Scantrons. Think about that for a second. It made millions of people look at a piece of cardboard covered in bubbles and think, "Wow, technology really peaked here."
I'd rather renew my license at the DMV, sit through a six-hour layover, and listen to someone explain cryptocurrency to me than spend another minute dealing with this app.
Pros: • It eventually launches.
Cons: • It eventually launches.
Final verdict: Bluebook feels like it was tested once, declared "good enough," and then released into the wild to terrorize students everywhere. If frustration were an AP class, this app would give everyone a 5. ⭐☆☆☆☆
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Wow, just wow
I hate this, although it may be true many people don’t like this app because they don’t like the test, I just don’t like the app. What kind of study review doesn’t let you view your answers after each module. Why am I answering 27 questions and thinking “oh maybe I get to see now how I can improve!” and then the next 27 questions come up. What’s going on blue book?
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Bluebook stole my left kneecap and gave me a 72
I opened this app to take a test and somehow ended up in a legally binding custody battle with a calculator. The proctor looked directly into my soul and whispered, “You may begin.” My pencil immediately filed for unemployment.
The timer started counting down in ancient Sumerian. Question 4 asked me to calculate the emotional distance between two divorced raccoons traveling at the speed of light. I selected C. The app crashed, my houseplants began speaking Latin, and a man named Gerald appeared in my kitchen to tell me I had violated the Geneva Convention.
I tried to flag a question, but the flag was apparently located in Luxembourg.
By the end, I had forgotten my own birthday, developed a fear of circles, and watched a small Victorian child emerge from my Chromebook to tell me my score was “academically concerning.”
Would not recommend. My GPA is now legally considered a natural disaster.
1 star because zero stars would require Bluebook to support negative numbers, and I don't trust it with that much power. Bluebook stole my left kneecap and gave me a 72.
DOWN WITH BLUEBOOK!
The timer started counting down in ancient Sumerian. Question 4 asked me to calculate the emotional distance between two divorced raccoons traveling at the speed of light. I selected C. The app crashed, my houseplants began speaking Latin, and a man named Gerald appeared in my kitchen to tell me I had violated the Geneva Convention.
I tried to flag a question, but the flag was apparently located in Luxembourg.
By the end, I had forgotten my own birthday, developed a fear of circles, and watched a small Victorian child emerge from my Chromebook to tell me my score was “academically concerning.”
Would not recommend. My GPA is now legally considered a natural disaster.
1 star because zero stars would require Bluebook to support negative numbers, and I don't trust it with that much power. Bluebook stole my left kneecap and gave me a 72.
DOWN WITH BLUEBOOK!
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DO NOT USE
My son used this app he was eaten alive. I figured it would be different for my daughter but when she used it and came home from school she was talking about how she hated it and she resorted to cannibalism.
the devil in an app
this app ate my children even though im still a student. im .67 years old and i wanted to go to collage. i downloaded this app in hopes that i could make it in life. BOOM KABOW CLAP. the demon ate me. the second i opened it my pet anteater and my grandma, the most important person in my life ever, were gone. the devil named bluebook……..kidnapped them. DONT. DO. IT. help….
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What the hell
I was coming in to take a PSAT and the next thing I know 50% of the people in the room can even launch it. This app is so undeniably bad it is uncomprihensable
Abosultutly Disgusting
**⭐ 1/5 Stars — The Horrors of Bluebook: An Absolute Nightmare**
I have experienced many terrifying things in my life, but nothing could have prepared me for the psychological warfare known as the Bluebook app. What began as an innocent attempt to take a school test quickly transformed into a nightmare so horrifying that even the greatest horror movie directors would refuse to recreate it. The moment I opened Bluebook, my computer began making noises that sounded like a dying spaceship, the screen froze, and I genuinely believed my academic career was flashing before my eyes. Suddenly, the timer started counting down faster than my will to live, questions appeared in a language that might as well have been ancient Egyptian, and my mouse began moving with the speed of a 94-year-old turtle. I tried clicking the next button, but Bluebook apparently decided that my suffering was more important than my education. At one point, I was convinced the app had developed consciousness and was personally plotting my downfall. My laptop became hotter than the surface of the sun, my brain turned into mashed potatoes, and I could practically hear the College Board laughing from a secret underground headquarters. By question twelve, I had aged approximately 47 years, developed a fear of technology, and seriously considered abandoning civilization to become a goat farmer in the mountains. When I finally submitted my test, Bluebook had the audacity to display a cheerful confirmation screen as though it hadn't just destroyed my mental stability. I closed my laptop, stared silently at the wall for three hours, and questioned every decision that had led me to this moment. I would rather wrestle a crocodile, swim through shark-infested waters, and take a math exam written by Albert Einstein himself than voluntarily open this cursed application again. If nightmares had an app, it would be Bluebook. One star, and that's only because zero stars isn't an option.
I have experienced many terrifying things in my life, but nothing could have prepared me for the psychological warfare known as the Bluebook app. What began as an innocent attempt to take a school test quickly transformed into a nightmare so horrifying that even the greatest horror movie directors would refuse to recreate it. The moment I opened Bluebook, my computer began making noises that sounded like a dying spaceship, the screen froze, and I genuinely believed my academic career was flashing before my eyes. Suddenly, the timer started counting down faster than my will to live, questions appeared in a language that might as well have been ancient Egyptian, and my mouse began moving with the speed of a 94-year-old turtle. I tried clicking the next button, but Bluebook apparently decided that my suffering was more important than my education. At one point, I was convinced the app had developed consciousness and was personally plotting my downfall. My laptop became hotter than the surface of the sun, my brain turned into mashed potatoes, and I could practically hear the College Board laughing from a secret underground headquarters. By question twelve, I had aged approximately 47 years, developed a fear of technology, and seriously considered abandoning civilization to become a goat farmer in the mountains. When I finally submitted my test, Bluebook had the audacity to display a cheerful confirmation screen as though it hadn't just destroyed my mental stability. I closed my laptop, stared silently at the wall for three hours, and questioned every decision that had led me to this moment. I would rather wrestle a crocodile, swim through shark-infested waters, and take a math exam written by Albert Einstein himself than voluntarily open this cursed application again. If nightmares had an app, it would be Bluebook. One star, and that's only because zero stars isn't an option.
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Didn't like the UI.
Bad design.
This app sucks
It will not update and i am going to freak out. Maybe the employees that work here should get their app figured out before releasing it to the public for use. I also cannot give it a zero star review which is nbot fair.
I hate this app so ferkin much
I hate this app but I love this app
Problems
dang thing wont update and allow to sign in
WHY WHY WHY WHY
WHY WHY OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US
BLUEBOOK IS SATANIC
When I started my SAT, 3 words suddenly show up on my screen saying “WELCOME TO HELL”. At first I didn’t understand what that meant, I was thinking about how an app like bluebook could be the portal to the underworld. I was wrong. 3 seconds later I was dragged down to hell where the devil greeted me and showed me the real SAT , which was to be hanged by the nipple while doing pi over and over again. DOnt recommend.
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Bluebook is Moloch and Baal’s love child and IT SUCKS
I HATE STANDARIZED TESTING
