Deal-Maker
Who’s the traitor at table?
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Archived App (Last seen on 22 Mar 2026)
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About
Welcome to the room where world peace is decided… if negotiations were a stand-up comedy show. In this satirical diplomacy game, you’ll meet world leaders whose lines defy not only logic — but common sense. As you try to reach a peace agreement, you’ll face memes, egos, and chaotic geopolitics. Good luck… and a lot of patience!
You’ll get:
• 5 absurd negotiation venues — from a UN toilet to a golden hall in Jeddah,
• 10 ridiculous endings — from tweeting mid-talks to eating borscht without permission,
• dozens of idiotic lines you can say with a straight face (or almost).
Politics has never been this absurdly fun.
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What's New in Deal
3.2
July 18, 2025
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