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H*nest Meditation

H*nest Meditation

by Headley for Freelance, Inc.

155 ratings
79 reviews
#29 in paid Entertainment
🌟 Lifestyle
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$1.99

Details

  • Released
  • Updated
  • January 6, 2016
  • October 8, 2019

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Headley for Freelance, Inc.
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About

Experience guided mindfulness with a unique, humorous approach. This app offers short meditation sessions incorporating a touch of "salty language" to help you feel calmer and less stressed. It's mindfulness designed for those who find traditional methods a bit too serene.

✓Guided meditation sessions
✓Multiple session lengths (2, 5, 10, 15 minutes)
✓Humorous and relatable language
✓Stress relief focus
✓Mindfulness exercises
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What users say

Summarized from real user reviews of H*nest Meditation. Based on 155 reviews and a 4.7/5 average, it highlights the 10 positives and 4 negatives reviewers mention most about this Entertainment app.

Positive things

  • 😂Genuinely funny and entertaining meditation experience
  • 🧘Actually effective at reducing stress and anxiety
  • 💬Honest, authentic language that resonates with users
  • 😌Promotes relaxation and helps with sleep
  • ⏱️Multiple duration options (2, 5, 10, 15 minutes)
  • 💰Excellent value for money ($1.99-$2.99)
  • 🎯Unique approach appeals to those who dislike traditional meditation
  • 😊Therapeutic release of negativity and tension
  • 🗣️Relatable, real-world perspective without 'woo-woo'
  • 👨‍💼Excellent customer support from developer

Negative things

  • 🚫Strong profanity not suitable for sensitive users
  • 🔊Continuous talking reduces meditative silence
  • 🎵Background music cannot be removed or adjusted
  • ⏳Limited content (only one meditation available)
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What's New in H*nest Meditation

1.6

October 8, 2019

Addressing a bug in ios 13 which caused the app to crash when playing audio.

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This app dropped -2 positions in Entertainment chart.

Last updated on August 20, 2026.

User reviews

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5 content 1 interface

Developer has chosen a foreground text color -white and background color - pale blue - that makes the options, including length, almost totally illegible.
Tom TeeTom Tee

Funny & relaxing, warning strong language

Funny meditation that works and puts a smile on your face.

It’s actually very relaxing and it would be nice if the developer would make a similar one without the profanity, lol, because the vibe is so good!
johnnyappleseed001johnnyappleseed001

Bl**dy great

I swear this app keeps my sanity in check. Thank you, whoever you are 🤘🏽
Anja KirkegårdAnja Kirkegård

Love this

I use this app any time I have a bad day cuz it’s exactly what I need. Sometimes you can’t just walk through a garden in a meditation and you need more
bookiechicabookiechica

Best meditation

These meditations are the best. You are saying what we are actually thinking. Saying what we wish we could say. Saying what is in our minds. Release the negativity.
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User experience

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Reported Bugs

4 issues

App crashes when selecting time duration (October 2019 update)

Bug

Screen disappears after clicking time option

Bug

App stops working after iOS updates

Bug

Crashes when skipping audio clip sections

Bug
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Requested Features

8 requests

Longer duration options (30-60 minutes or looping)

Feature

Apple Watch app compatibility

Feature

Health app integration for mindfulness tracking

Feature

Version without profanity for broader audience

Feature

Alarm/timer functionality

Feature

Loop or repeat option for continuous playback

Feature

Additional meditation variations

Feature

Adjustable background music volume

Feature

FAQ

What is this app about?

This app provides guided meditation sessions designed with a humorous and relatable tone. It aims to help users find calm and reduce stress through mindfulness exercises that incorporate a touch of "salty language" for a more accessible experience.

What are the key features of the app?

The app offers guided meditation sessions in various lengths, including 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes. It stands out with its use of humorous and relatable language, making mindfulness more approachable for a wider audience.

Is this app free to use?

Yes, the application is available for free. There are no in-app purchases or advertisements mentioned, suggesting a completely free user experience.

Who is this app designed for?

This app is intended for individuals who are looking for a less traditional and more humorous approach to meditation and mindfulness. It's for those who might find conventional meditation guides a bit too serious or unrelatable.