5 content 1 interface
Developer has chosen a foreground text color -white and background color - pale blue - that makes the options, including length, almost totally illegible.
Funny & relaxing, warning strong language
Funny meditation that works and puts a smile on your face.
It’s actually very relaxing and it would be nice if the developer would make a similar one without the profanity, lol, because the vibe is so good!
It’s actually very relaxing and it would be nice if the developer would make a similar one without the profanity, lol, because the vibe is so good!
Bl**dy great
I swear this app keeps my sanity in check. Thank you, whoever you are 🤘🏽
Love this
I use this app any time I have a bad day cuz it’s exactly what I need. Sometimes you can’t just walk through a garden in a meditation and you need more
Best meditation
These meditations are the best. You are saying what we are actually thinking. Saying what we wish we could say. Saying what is in our minds. Release the negativity.
Best Meditation Ever!
I love this app! When life gets you down this will make you laugh out loud. It’s Honest! 💕
This really works to calm you when needed.
I found this developer’s YouTube video and have enjoyed it so much that I jumped at the chance to purchase this version. I love how there are different time options for your break from chaos. Worth the money.
Nothing matters
I believe that nothing matters unless I make it matter. These meditations made me realize that I’m the problem. I have been holding my breath way too long. Need to breathe that crap out.
lbest meditation app for a **** day...
OK, I am a former sailor, Vietnam vet, fluent in obscenity in several languages, and Richard Pryor fan and I love this app. (Full discosure, I also volunteer in our hospital's spritual care office do I consider myself....well rounded?) If 10% happier (which I also love) is the 'religion neutral" guide to meditation, this is, indeed, the Armed Forces / Heathen version. And it works for me on many days.
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Full of sass but genuinely real and truly helpful!
I love this so much. It’s cheered me up, relaxed me, de-stressed me, and I’ve never regretted listening. Worth every penny!
Joy in a sometimes bleak world
This app has been the best investment I’ve ever made in an app purchase. Whenever I’m stressed out by other people, this is a perfect salve. It is real and effective guided meditation. It also helps me smile and laugh when I need it most. The humor is intentional and very effective. It provides a therapeutic release of negativity and helps me relax without all the woo woo, new-age garbage. If you want to enjoy life, this app is worth every penny.
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LOVE THIS APP
In a world full of shonks, it can be quite to shut them out. But with Honest Meditation...ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! DOWN WITH THE SHONKS!
Please update Health App with Mindfulness
I want to give this app five stars, because I think it’s wonderful. But what I would really truly happily enjoy having is points on my mindfulness in the Health app after having used it. Meditation is meditation is meditation, so even if I’m chuckling, it’s still mindfulness. So it should still count.
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Purchase this, trust me!
2, 5, 10, 15 minutes of peace is worth any amount of money.
Worth the money
Works as needed.
Need this on my apple watch
This is the best stress reliever ever! Wish I could get the app on my Apple Watch.
First: hilarious. Then: effective.
My go to meditation app. After a few listen throughs, once I stopped laughing, I realized it actually is a straight up fantastic guided meditation. But...you know, with profanity. I’ve almost run out of people to gift this to. Can’t recommend it enough.
THE BEST APP TO USE TO FALL ASLEEP
I can’t relax using “normal” meditation sounds ........
BUT .......
HONEST MEDITATION is THE app (besides the sound of a car purring) for me to fall asleep to. I’m always asleep before it is finished. I totally recommend this to anyone who is a bit red neck, feels like the world is against them, and swears a lot. This is such a great app. 10/10 👍
BUT .......
HONEST MEDITATION is THE app (besides the sound of a car purring) for me to fall asleep to. I’m always asleep before it is finished. I totally recommend this to anyone who is a bit red neck, feels like the world is against them, and swears a lot. This is such a great app. 10/10 👍
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Funny but
Clever and funny and I might really use it if he didn’t talk continually. I prefer guided meditations with periods of silence; he becomes just one more irritation. I got exasperated and quit partway through the ten-minute meditation.
Simply breath out bull sh-
I love the concept, but I wish there was more like an option to remove the background music. The app also crashes when I’m skipping a part of audio clip.
