5/5 app turned me gay
After downloading I found myself attached to men
Hi
It’s an okay app but I don’t like school.
Fires
The highly racist horse told me that I needed to get out and do something about my life because it was so bad and he said that I had to do something about the horses because they had to go out of their way to get me out of the house before the fires on the hill reached my school al Capone.
Why
Downloading MyFlexLearning was genuinely the biggest mistake of my entire life, no cap. The literal second the download finished, my phone went into full system failure, red banners started spamming my screen, and this demonic app scheduled me for a mandatory public execution on the complete opposite side of campus. Before I could even process what was happening, I got flagged as a full-on fugitive for trying to skip my own final moments.
Escaping the administrative warzone cost me my ride home, so I was forced to trek through an unfamiliar neighborhood carrying a backpack full of expensive tech. As I was walking and mashing my frozen screen, a black SUV pulled up and late Chicago rapper King Von stepped out. He took one look at me, casually snatched my laptop, headphones, and my last $20 bill—which was literally my allowance to buy Robux so I could pay my Roblox girlfriend. He looked at the MyFlexLearning error code still glowing on my screen, said, "You tripping," and drove off.
Now I’m stranded, broke, single on Roblox because I missed payment, and marked down for death—all because a scheduling app wanted to crash. Absolute cooked behavior.
Escaping the administrative warzone cost me my ride home, so I was forced to trek through an unfamiliar neighborhood carrying a backpack full of expensive tech. As I was walking and mashing my frozen screen, a black SUV pulled up and late Chicago rapper King Von stepped out. He took one look at me, casually snatched my laptop, headphones, and my last $20 bill—which was literally my allowance to buy Robux so I could pay my Roblox girlfriend. He looked at the MyFlexLearning error code still glowing on my screen, said, "You tripping," and drove off.
Now I’m stranded, broke, single on Roblox because I missed payment, and marked down for death—all because a scheduling app wanted to crash. Absolute cooked behavior.
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Ruined my life entirely
Once i downloaded this app i was immediately tranquillized and my entire family was kidnapped and held for a 500k ransom
