5/5 app turned me gay
Hi
Fires
Why
Escaping the administrative warzone cost me my ride home, so I was forced to trek through an unfamiliar neighborhood carrying a backpack full of expensive tech. As I was walking and mashing my frozen screen, a black SUV pulled up and late Chicago rapper King Von stepped out. He took one look at me, casually snatched my laptop, headphones, and my last $20 billβwhich was literally my allowance to buy Robux so I could pay my Roblox girlfriend. He looked at the MyFlexLearning error code still glowing on my screen, said, "You tripping," and drove off.
Now Iβm stranded, broke, single on Roblox because I missed payment, and marked down for deathβall because a scheduling app wanted to crash. Absolute cooked behavior.
