Why
Doesn’t work stuff gets cancelled and makes everything worse, tattooing a horse and riding it from place to place would be better and faster
They did not jump out if a window for this
This app tracks me all over campus! I can not leave without scanning in and i can never leave without it. This app has caused me great distress and great misery. Free all reach users
This app sent me to the hospital!!
I was so surprised that I wasn’t signed up on a trip that I tripped and fell down an apartment building! DO NOT INSTALL!!! It also caused me to drop the soap in the shower too!
This app killed me
I opened the app and blew up because it hated me and wanted me to die a painful death
This app killed my parents
Before this app, life was nice. I was doing good in school and my family life was good. But then, everything changed when my school had us come to a meeting to download this app. At first I didn’t think much of it. I don’t feel like writing the rest I can’t stop crying. Peace out girl scout.
Helped me through so much.
It has caused me to lie to everyone I trust. I’m sorry guys. Just kidding. I lost three kids by using this app. 10/10 would recommend if you want to be lost. So fantastic.
The Century of Humiliation
Emperor Reach decided I wasn’t allowed to leave the forbidden city, so I rallied all of my school’s Douyin baddies and stood before the gates with a force 1000 strong. Unfortunately, Reach Student Life Management the Great was cultivating in the mountains while I was scheming, and mastered the art of 「Ten Heavens Cloudflare Error, Device Annihilation」, and cut us down in one stroke.
With the last of our Qi we summoned the green ninja, LLoyd, and using the power of, GREEN, banished Reach to the spirit realm. Emperor Reach was too powerful to be contained however, and used the channels of 天安门广场 to break free of his heavenly restraints. And he has descended upon the mortal world to punish us all. I am cradling the remains of my dog as we speak, his form reduced to a nuclear shadow forever smeared onto the walls of my prison.
Would rate my stay in the Reach Dynasty a 0/5, didn’t come with free complimentary water and youtube premium.
With the last of our Qi we summoned the green ninja, LLoyd, and using the power of, GREEN, banished Reach to the spirit realm. Emperor Reach was too powerful to be contained however, and used the channels of 天安门广场 to break free of his heavenly restraints. And he has descended upon the mortal world to punish us all. I am cradling the remains of my dog as we speak, his form reduced to a nuclear shadow forever smeared onto the walls of my prison.
Would rate my stay in the Reach Dynasty a 0/5, didn’t come with free complimentary water and youtube premium.
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My booty still hurts
This app caused me to be penetrated due to my counselor being able to locate me.
This APP killed my cat
I was trying to have fun with my cat on my couch when he accidentally tapped download on this APP and suddenly had a heart attack and died
SUPER STUPID
I am sorry if your school makes you get this.
This app killed my friend!
The day I logged into this app was the day my life changed forever. Me and my friend were in college when they had us download the app and log in, I managed to, barely, but when my friend tried to login her phone caught on fire!! She dropped her phone in a panic onto her bed and the sheets caught fire. Eventually our entire dorm caught fire and me and our two other dorm mates were the only ones who managed to escape. Anyway, she came back from the dead eventually but with cat ears and a tail..? Some farmer mistook her as animal when she was having a party in the woods and she once again died, from a bullet this time. Heartbroken I started breakdancing and crying while my friends fed me icecream
Lately, im stuck depressed and constantly on the couch all day because of this. I barely remember her face to this day, but she looks so similar to trump sometimes i find myself going to his campaigns!
Lately, im stuck depressed and constantly on the couch all day because of this. I barely remember her face to this day, but she looks so similar to trump sometimes i find myself going to his campaigns!
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Terrible
Ruins life at boarding school allows them to keep tabs on your location at all times when off campus.
I hate reach
Reach blows bro
This is abominable
This app made my friends turn into Temu workers, do NOT download, no free shipping included
Bad
Horrible and non user friendly at all.
Battery vampire
My phone was at 100%. I opened Reach. My phone exploded. Okay, maybe it didn't explode, but it did drop to 2% and became hot enough to forge a mythical sword. I think the app is actually using my phone's processor to mine the sadness of boarding school students. If you enjoy being tracked like a migratory bird by an app that has the stability of a Jenga tower in an earthquake, then Reach is for you. For everyone else, just use a carrier pigeon. It’s faster and has better customer support.
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DONT INSTALL THIS
Here’s a clear, concise plot summary of the Smiling Friends episode “Mole Man”:
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Plot Summary of Smiling Friends – Season 3, Episode 3: “Mole Man”
In this episode, Pim and Charlie are kidnapped by an obsessive underground fan who lives beneath the surface and calls himself the Mole Man. While they try to escape his bizarre subterranean lair, the rest of the Smiling Friends team has to keep things running without them. Allan and Glep step up, taking on a job to help a stressed single mother by watching her kids, which leads to its own chaotic adventure. Meanwhile, Mr. Boss accidentally traps himself in an endless dance loop, adding another layer of absurdity to the episode. tvtropes.org
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Plot Summary of Smiling Friends – Season 3, Episode 3: “Mole Man”
In this episode, Pim and Charlie are kidnapped by an obsessive underground fan who lives beneath the surface and calls himself the Mole Man. While they try to escape his bizarre subterranean lair, the rest of the Smiling Friends team has to keep things running without them. Allan and Glep step up, taking on a job to help a stressed single mother by watching her kids, which leads to its own chaotic adventure. Meanwhile, Mr. Boss accidentally traps himself in an endless dance loop, adding another layer of absurdity to the episode. tvtropes.org
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Holy crow
This app is slow most of the time and when there’s updates it’s so annoying cuz it doesn’t automatically update. My friend Lalo got a virus on his phone from this app and it sucks using it. Wouldn’t recommend.
Nightmare to Use
This app is so poorly designed that you aren’t able to reset passwords, change students that you are trying to check out, or even edit your own information. I have never been so frustrated with the number of bugs in an app. It’s an absolute nightmare to use and schools should absolutely not be using this to manage something as critical as minor’s leave. I could see potential legal and criminal consequences against the school due to the inability to manage approved pick ups and check outs. This app should be absolutely overhauled or completely shut down.
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Poor Design
UI is dated, does not fit on new phones, requires inconvenient amounts of information without good reason, generally a nuisance to navigate, and not a suitable replacement even for non-digital options
