Why is it zoomed in
I can’t even pick a flex vro
#dropkicked
My teacher kicked me because she was like u didnt request me for excellence!!!! And thats the sptey of how i lost my leg.
Stupid app
I can’t see anything and it sucks
Graped me
Flex graped me.
Securly glitch?
I got this app to organize my time and for school requirements, however after a while I eventually experienced some glitches. After about a day after downloading the app, all the furry inflation content on my phone was gone. I don’t know how this happened, I barely enabled access to my device and all my furry FUTA and inflation images I’ve spent years collecting are now gone. Please fix this small glitch developers!
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Diddy party 🥳 v2
Downloaded for school and I didn’t want to my principle went down on me in the office for not doing it I got pregnant and dropped his kid off at his desk in the office then he pounded me harder for being a naughty girl 👅
lol
Bro these reviews are frying me😭😂 how and why did all these people put these here like was it a thing in someone’s school or something??
This shi butt
Alr so lowk we gotta do ts in skoo n shi and its butt bro whoever created this props to you lock ur doors gng😂✌️
the notifs…
for some reason i get random notifs in the middle of the night. it creeps me out bcuz even when i dont have flex because of school holidays, i still get it. it’s weird.
On no not good
Not good app I don’t recommend do not use this app unless you like diddy party’s cause that’s the only party that your gonna get
killed my dog
bro actually i opened the app today and flex shot lasers to kill my dog directly
shot a hole in my nutsack
i was minding my business jorking my shi when this app notified my cousin and hypnotized him to grab his AR and shoot me with a 50. caliber bullet to the nutsack and make me make out with him.
My Granny 💥
One faithful day, I opened the Securly Flex app. It then visited my granny. My granny then went Kaboom. My granny has not been prayed since. Granny went Kablow. She’s now a bazooka. She blasts Securly Flex with her Granny Panty Bazooka. 0/10 recommendations. The house is gone…
HELP!!!!
I opened the app on Sunday and now I think I’m in the backrooms. There’s something chasing me, and now I might die, all because I downloaded this app and decided to be responsible. I beg of you, don’t use flex, for your own good. All hope is lost for me, so save yourselves!!!!
Oh no no no
I was simply enjoying Securly flex when all the sudden I heard a loud bang on by roof. “It can’t be” I said. When I looked out the window it was TRIPLE TTT! I tried to run away but was stoped by shrek hitting a tik Tok dance with LeBron. After that a white van pulled up saying I had to get in. He hit me with a belt and tied me up. When I got in the car Eminem was singing the real slim shady at the to of his lungs. I knew I needed a way out. I quickly leaned over (I’m very fat) and made the van fall over. But then Steve was make g a nether portal. I jumped in just to see Gru and his minions speed running. I griddied out of there very quickly. When I came back I was in a Ryan Trahan video eating Joyride. Ryan can you put me in a video. Overall, don’t download flex
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The case of the Flex Time incident
⭐☆☆☆☆ (1/5)
I downloaded Flextime thinking I was about to become productive and organized… nah. This app turned my life into a glitchy horror update.
FIRST of all, I open it ONE time and my toaster literally uninstalls itself from existence. Just gone. Vanished. No crumbs. No closure.
THEN “67 Kid” spawns in. I don’t know how, I don’t know why, but it’s there now. Just standing in the corner like it pays rent. Every time I open Flextime it gets one step closer. I checked. It’s real.
AND THEN the “sick setting game” didn’t stay in the app. Oh no. It came OUT. Into my HOUSE. My walls started buffering. My WiFi is breathing. My ceiling fan is lagging at 2 FPS.
AND NOW… the worst part.
IT KILLED MY PET ROCK.
My rock was perfectly fine. Thriving. Living its best rock life. Then I opened Flextime again and BOOM. No more rock. Just vibes. Explain that.
My phone battery? Gone.
My sanity? Deleted.
My pet rock? REST IN PEACE.
Also why does the app whisper “flex… time…” at exactly 3:17 AM. I did NOT consent to haunted notifications.
Now everything is in 144p, my dog is buffering, and I think my fridge is judging me.
Would NOT recommend unless you want:
- haunted appliances
- 67 Kid slowly approaching
- reality glitches
- pet rock tragedy
- brain cells = permanently corrupted
This app didn’t just waste my time… it flexed on my entire existence.
0/10 uninstalling didn’t even uninstall it. It’s still here.
I downloaded Flextime thinking I was about to become productive and organized… nah. This app turned my life into a glitchy horror update.
FIRST of all, I open it ONE time and my toaster literally uninstalls itself from existence. Just gone. Vanished. No crumbs. No closure.
THEN “67 Kid” spawns in. I don’t know how, I don’t know why, but it’s there now. Just standing in the corner like it pays rent. Every time I open Flextime it gets one step closer. I checked. It’s real.
AND THEN the “sick setting game” didn’t stay in the app. Oh no. It came OUT. Into my HOUSE. My walls started buffering. My WiFi is breathing. My ceiling fan is lagging at 2 FPS.
AND NOW… the worst part.
IT KILLED MY PET ROCK.
My rock was perfectly fine. Thriving. Living its best rock life. Then I opened Flextime again and BOOM. No more rock. Just vibes. Explain that.
My phone battery? Gone.
My sanity? Deleted.
My pet rock? REST IN PEACE.
Also why does the app whisper “flex… time…” at exactly 3:17 AM. I did NOT consent to haunted notifications.
Now everything is in 144p, my dog is buffering, and I think my fridge is judging me.
Would NOT recommend unless you want:
- haunted appliances
- 67 Kid slowly approaching
- reality glitches
- pet rock tragedy
- brain cells = permanently corrupted
This app didn’t just waste my time… it flexed on my entire existence.
0/10 uninstalling didn’t even uninstall it. It’s still here.
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Kill switched my friend Lee
I was hanging out one day with my friend Lee at the park and a Jewish convoy rolled in and droned him. Would not recommend app.
How does Securly Flex affect LeBron’s legacy?
Sure! I’ll generate a scathing review for Securely Flex involving LeBron James.
BREAKING
Sources confirm the Securely Flex app has officially entered the LeBron James legacy conversation.
While students were quietly signing up for study hall during 4th period, LeBron was reportedly informed that room capacity had been reached. Analysts say this moment will be looked back on the same way we look at the 2011 Finals.
Yes, LeBron has 40,000 points.
Yes, he has rings.
Yes, he’s played with his son.
But did he ever successfully check into Flex Block B without a teacher override? Exactly.
Skip Bayless is already asking the real questions:
“Jordan never needed a digital pass to go to the library.”
Some say Securely Flex limiting hallway movement proves LeBron benefited from an era of unrestricted roaming. Others argue this only strengthens his case imagine LeBron in his prime with a hall pass and Chromebook access.
In the end, historians will debate this for generations:
MJ had flu games
Kobe had Mamba Mentality
LeBron had Securely Flex scheduling conflicts
And honestly… this might be the thing that finally tips the GOAT debate.
How does this affect LeBron’s legacy?
We may never recover.
Actual review: Okay, joke’s done. The app will log you out almost every time. It takes 5 minutes of just typing in the same email and password until it finally lets me into the app. Sometimes, the QR code reader just won’t work. Since you need to scan it for some classes, this turns from a small annoyance to a huge problem. I’m hoping the school switches away from this trash app as soon as possible.
BREAKING
Sources confirm the Securely Flex app has officially entered the LeBron James legacy conversation.
While students were quietly signing up for study hall during 4th period, LeBron was reportedly informed that room capacity had been reached. Analysts say this moment will be looked back on the same way we look at the 2011 Finals.
Yes, LeBron has 40,000 points.
Yes, he has rings.
Yes, he’s played with his son.
But did he ever successfully check into Flex Block B without a teacher override? Exactly.
Skip Bayless is already asking the real questions:
“Jordan never needed a digital pass to go to the library.”
Some say Securely Flex limiting hallway movement proves LeBron benefited from an era of unrestricted roaming. Others argue this only strengthens his case imagine LeBron in his prime with a hall pass and Chromebook access.
In the end, historians will debate this for generations:
MJ had flu games
Kobe had Mamba Mentality
LeBron had Securely Flex scheduling conflicts
And honestly… this might be the thing that finally tips the GOAT debate.
How does this affect LeBron’s legacy?
We may never recover.
Actual review: Okay, joke’s done. The app will log you out almost every time. It takes 5 minutes of just typing in the same email and password until it finally lets me into the app. Sometimes, the QR code reader just won’t work. Since you need to scan it for some classes, this turns from a small annoyance to a huge problem. I’m hoping the school switches away from this trash app as soon as possible.
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Very very bad app
I downloaded this app and my phone exploded and set my house on fire and burned it down 0/10 would not recommend
Got better
I previously thought that the sign-in time was so unpredictable because of the app. After getting a new phone (and I believe better data) I have noticed it is much faster to actually sign in and check my flex. If this continues, pretty good. Gives me what I want to see every time I open the app.
For people with older phones, though, I imagine eggs problem continues. If true, maybe devs can do some optimization magic.
Long story short; I was frustrated with a problem that probably wasn’t the app’s fault. Good app 👍
For people with older phones, though, I imagine eggs problem continues. If true, maybe devs can do some optimization magic.
Long story short; I was frustrated with a problem that probably wasn’t the app’s fault. Good app 👍
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