Unpossible

ULTRA UNPOSSIBLE UPDATE!! - Improved a shiny graphics shader to look better and clean some cobwebs. - Cut loose some old explosion effect code that was being fussy. - Player camera tweaks. - Cleaned out remnants of the long-gone video streaming service in Unpossible 1.0. - Fine tooth combed the controls popup to make sure it pops up and controls the controls. - Kicked the Last Game slider menu thing to be in the right place on iPads. - Removed the game engine analytics. - Bumped the min iOS version. Sorry, old devices. It wasn't you, it was me. - Wiped some In App Purchase code since we’re not here for that. - Hunted/found some unhelpful debug logging. - Polished the double swipe to close vs inviso home button code. You can now single-swipe to close Unpossible. This is the way. - Gutted all the Facebook & Twitter integration code, buttons, flashy things, etc. - Reworked the splash screen logic to...look exactly the same as it previously was. - Fixed GameCenter Challenges. So, whenever you finish a rockin' game, hit that Challenge Friends button & throw down the gauntlet! - Made the player death explosion much more initially orange then passing through purple with a glowy lightning-filled blast bubble then explodiness into a nice blue...so you are really sure to know when you died. - Ok. This update involved moving Unpossible forward in time through 7 years of game engine releases. Boatloads of little things broke. Can you believe that obstacles just randomly stopped appearing starting at 20 seconds into a game? They picked up again later, but the gap-of-nothingness was really boring. We hunted that Bad Johnny down and fixed it like mad. Flowing Unpossible obstacles again! - The path generation tools got some serious work too. All that stuff is now updated, massaged and motivated. Go path-tube-of-justice-thing, go! - Brought the pool manager spawn/despawn/respawn code into the now. - Sequence06. That thing was trying to start a fight. A serious fight. We convinced it to be a lover, not a fighter. - Updated all the GameCenter handling code. - Updated all the iCloud game save code. - Wow. Fixed hundreds of different 3d meshes & obstacle sequences so that everything displays the way it should. That stuff broke HARD when the 7-year-newer game engine moved into town. Seriously, all the glowy bits were gone. What's Unpossible without glowy bits?? - Cut out some friend debug info rambling log stuff. - Tons of testing with the new iCloud code to make sure the transition works perfecto-ly when you update. - Updated the control handling backend infrastructure. The Kalman filters are Kalmaning. Keep your hands on the wheel though. - As part of the new device support, some menu things were moved/adjusted/realigned/tweaked to be in the right place when they were supposed to be and to be nowhere when they needed to be gone. - Fixed some weird artifacts that sometimes got left by the player unalive explosion. - Rewrote the menu button positioning code to handle these fancy new devices with gorgeous islands, notches, barrier reefs, etc. - Fixed a silly bug where the increase & decrease level buttons would show up again if you repeatedly pressed that area after they were purposefully hidden. (Why were people pressing those after they were hidden??) - Removed Flurry Analytics. Ba-bye. - Thought about resizing & centering the secretly large & invisible increase/decrease/play level buttons. - Removed some graphics code that wasn't used on the iOS version of Unpossible. Just making sure the awesome buttery smoothness of Unpossible is unpossibly smooth. - Turned off the news banner thing. You see enough news anyway. - Added arrow key controls in case you're playing this on macOS. Whew! Thanks a ton for playing Unpossible. I really love this game and it means a lot that you might give it a shot. If you happen to read this, post something with #unpossible and #theend in it so we can share an online high five. YOU'RE THE BEST!!!