im from Israel and i LOVE this app!!!!!!!🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
ts app is so spiritually Israeli, it helps fund my idf work and i love using it to destroy my enemies! Trump 2028
vernier ate my cat
one day my cat was living a happy and healthy life. i had to download this app for my school and when i came home i saw the tickle monster with my cat in its mouth. it told me it was sent by vernier. i was devastated. the next day, i woke up blind with type 86 diabetes. this app will curse you and your family for all eternity. do NOT download.
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It took my girlfriend 🤧
My girlfriend is a physician and she loves physics and vernier the god he is took her and now they live in a y/n relationship ceo X y/n and I got fired from my job.
Go Direct Drop Counter sucks so bad
(this is a review for the Vernier hardware, not software.)
Vernier Go Direct Drop Counter creates multitude of issues in recording. 1) it counts drops when there are no drops, e.g. when glassware several cm below the sensor is being moved by sliding. 2) it does no recording when the drops are passing 0.5 cm away from the center of the sensor - the drops are still going well within the sensor are but you don’t get a reading - no mark on the tool is given to indicate the working center of the sensor. 3) sometimes, it does no recording when your hands are just ~10cm away from it.
Completely unreliable. Waste of money.
Vernier Go Direct Drop Counter creates multitude of issues in recording. 1) it counts drops when there are no drops, e.g. when glassware several cm below the sensor is being moved by sliding. 2) it does no recording when the drops are passing 0.5 cm away from the center of the sensor - the drops are still going well within the sensor are but you don’t get a reading - no mark on the tool is given to indicate the working center of the sensor. 3) sometimes, it does no recording when your hands are just ~10cm away from it.
Completely unreliable. Waste of money.
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Hate it hate it hate it bad bad bad
My chemistry teacher held me at gunpoint and forced me to download this app! The app immediately proceeded to track my location, and when I went home, SEPHIROTH from final fantasy 7 SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE and proceeded to kill my entire family and then burned my house down. I’m currently hiding in a bush, and I can hear him walking towards me. His voice is super hot and it’s making me super hard. Idk I might just let him kill me or do whatever he wants with me. I’ll be his submissive gay boyfriend 🤤🤤
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Totally tubular!
This app gave me testicular cancer, which was a rather frightening diagnosis as a young woman. This app also peer pressured me into trying meth and looksmaxxing, which has been sugoi so far! As my lab partner did significantly more work than I, she was immediately restrained and given a transgender operation (he said it was a 10/10 experience) but vernier also gave him a tail. All said, I totally recommend this app if you wish for the results i listed above!
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My experience with app (BAD!!!!)
One day, my chem teacher tells my to download this app. I think whatever, how bad could it be? If i could go back in time to tell myself that it’s very very genkirkulinely bad I would. I let it connect to bluetooth because im using a ph reader. Suddenly, I hear a loud boom. Vernier graphical analysis had blown up the east wing of my school. It allows itself to my microphone and camera and tells me to plead with it to not brutally assasinate my entire family. I beg on all fours and bark (as requested) before it finally lets the hostages go. DO NOT DOWNLOAD.
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Do not put up your butt
It felt kinda good at first but my butt got really red and started to expand so I don’t recommend
i summoned satan with verniers help 😇
I was a 6-7 year old boy with his very own ouija board when i felt the need for something more… i remembered in my sunday school vernier is the perfect tool to achieve a true sensation of absolute utter hell. So I downloaded vernier. After some intense and steamy graphing and plotting my sexual tension with my pastor, we were able to open a hellgate, because our tension was too hot. To our absolute delight, Satan (and his pulsating member) stepped through. Once we explained our predicament, he was more than excited 😉 to join me and the pastor in our endeavor to resurrect Jesus Christ (sorry, his abs are just so sexy). After a night of “reproduction,” vernier helped determine who was pregnant (as we were all male), which was a big help. Turns out it was me. THANK YOU vernier for blessing me with 30 instances of Jesus Christ! Bless our children and SATAN!!
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Chem
Had to use it in chem
this app destroyed my classroom and im the only one left
So we used this app for my physics class and as we were using it to graph, all the classroom furniture started floating and our teacher lost his mind, like actually went bonkers, he was throwing kids around the room like ping pong balls. If you think that's bad, it got even worse. Vernier barged into our classroom and aired out the whole room, cleared us all. I'm the last one alive to tell the tale. I had to become the new physics teacher. Save yourselves, don't use this app.
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vernier is a threat to our country
the second amendment of the us gives everybody the right to bear arms, under civilized conditions, however. i was happily slamming twenty beers and a backyard burger one sunday evening, admiring the beautiful american women on television, when all of a sudden, a random force entered the room. i had to focus my eyes to realize it was vernier himself in the flesh, and i realized the curse i had placed upon myself by downloading a random app i hadn’t given much thought to. it was my mistake not to read the terms and conditions (i still haven’t read them) but something I had agreed to led vernier to show up at my house with a fully loaded gun, ready to shoot down myself and my beers unless i dropped down and did 60 reps of Jamaican twerking. i was absolutely heartbroken as to what this country had come to; this was not the behavior of a humble american. i strongly advise u not to download this app. btw im canadian.
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Vernier destroyed my life
This is absolutely positively the WORST app I have EVER used in my entire 4 years of life. All it did was tell me that I was the youngest person EVER, which is weird bc if the app knew I was young, why would it give me stage 8 toe cancer? After my mommy made me download this app, she even jumped off a building when it accidentally deleted a graph. However, if you’re in ap physics, this is absolutely positively the BEST app you could possibly download bc it got me into ALL of the ivy leagues and Cambridge and Oxford.
All in all, YES✅ download for good college and cancer, but NO❌ download if you like your toes.😁
All in all, YES✅ download for good college and cancer, but NO❌ download if you like your toes.😁
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Im so hard rn cause of this app
Mr Beast came out of the app but it was actually Mr Breast and he gave me breast cancer I hate my life. Also I’m pregnant with Epstein’s 67th child he and I are gonna touch the fetus 3 months early
Amazing
Cured my ED (not the food kind)
5 star
5 star
Ts is so Σ!!
While i was in my bunker back in 1945, i considered ending it all, but then i downloaded Vernier Graphical Analysis, and it truly changed my life! It helped me fix my ed and helped me get a girlfriend and helped me take correctly out my opps in the ghetto with CORRECTLY ph measured gas! It also gave me the courage to make the world a better place by campaigning for anti smoking laws and animal cruelty prevention laws!! Overall, would recommend downloading!!
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Big Yahu
I downloaded this app to get practice in graphing. BIG MISTAKE!! The man Yahu himself appeared at my door, then the great state of Israel nuked my home. All glory to Yahu and the state of Israel. He asked me and I quote“Get juice or gas the Jews?” I’m currently hiding in the basement of my home. Help me.
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Insaneee
This app ragebaited my whole class and my teacher
TERRIBLE
It called 911 and got the local police called on me and I got arrested and was in jail for 2 months but when I was in jail I got murdered and I’m dead right now and I am the ghost typing this right now
