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Before this app, I routinely slept on the couch. Now, with the power of well worded, I'm the cassanova of marital disputes, I can get employee discounts at the fancier walmart across town.
I even got a promotion at work --During a tense negotiation, my boss leaned back in his chair, which made an alarming cracking noise.
The vendor immediately agreed to our terms.
I explained, “Your physical presence creates a level of psychological pressure that our competitors simply cannot replicate.”
He started referring to himself as the company’s heavyweight negotiator.
I even got a promotion at work --During a tense negotiation, my boss leaned back in his chair, which made an alarming cracking noise.
The vendor immediately agreed to our terms.
I explained, “Your physical presence creates a level of psychological pressure that our competitors simply cannot replicate.”
He started referring to himself as the company’s heavyweight negotiator.
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