You’re On Mute

Tired of endless video calls, corporate jargon, and phrases like “circle back” or “low-hanging fruit”? Same. That’s why You’re On Mute exists: a satirical toolkit for anyone who’s ever suffered through a Monday morning stand-up. Features include: -Lingo Bingo: Play buzzword bingo in real-time meetings. Fill your card with gems like “synergy,” “quick win,” and “let’s park that.” Win by surviving the nonsense. -Buzzword Generator: Instantly create cutting-edge business jargon. Perfect for fake strategies, baffling emails, or confusing your boss. Why download You're On Mute? Because meetings don’t have to be boring. Whether you’re competing with colleagues, laughing at the absurdity, or just need a quick distraction between calls, You’re On Mute is the comic relief your workday deserves. This app is pure satire. It’s not affiliated with any company or client you’ve ever worked with (promise).