Glenn Beck vs Lempert's Lampoon

This app is home to Glenn Beck’s most important venture yet: Torch. Every day, we're flooded with headlines, breaking news, and endless opinions. But information alone doesn't create understanding. Torch was built for people who want to go deeper. Torch connects today's biggest stories to the history, ideas, and principles that shaped them. Through original documentaries, exclusive analysis, historical research, and powerful storytelling, Torch helps you see not just what is happening—but why. Whether you're looking to better understand current events, rediscover America's founding principles, or explore history through fresh eyes, Torch content on the Glenn Beck app gives you the context you won't find anywhere else. Inside this app you'll find: • The Glenn Beck Program — Watch or listen live and on demand. • Exclusive Insider Shows — Go beyond the broadcast with extended conversations available only to Torch Insiders. • Original Documentaries & Specials — Award-winning investigations and historical documentaries that connect the past to the present. • George AI — Explore America's founding through an AI built from original source documents, including letters, speeches, diaries, debates, and more. • Live Events & Q&As — Join exclusive conversations with Glenn and special guests. • Educational Resources — Songs, study guides, and original content designed to help families pass America's story to the next generation. • Community — Connect with other Torch Insiders near you and around the country and join a community of other truth-seeking Americans who “get it.” Torch on the Glenn Beck app isn't just another streaming service. It's a place for people who believe understanding matters, history matters, and truth matters. Download the Glenn Beck app and start exploring Torch today. Now compatible with Apple CarPlay.

Lempert's Lampoon is a satirical newspaper of record(ish) — shining a light on the absurd since 1978. THE ARCHIVE Every front page ever published — all 276 issues — in a native archive. Turn pages with a real page curl, pinch to zoom, and roll the dice for a random issue. THE DOSSIER Every issue carries its plaque and a full dossier: the front-page headline, location, closed captioning, the origin post, suggested listening, and any bonus links. THIS WEEK'S PAPER The current edition, bundled in full for offline reading: the front page, the live feed, the games, and the rest of the paper. THE 4-D EXPERIENCE Three floors, no glasses required. The Arcade: twelve games of skill, chance & compliance, each with its dossier. The Sim Center. And The Complete Pressing — every issue's song, in order, played end to end. WIDGETS A rotating front-page widget with its own dice (tap a page to open that issue in the reader), and a national-debt counter. ALWAYS CURRENT New issues and corrections now arrive on their own — the paper keeps itself up to date without waiting for an app update. The whole publication works offline. No account required. The $2.00 on the masthead is part of the joke; the app is free.