User Reviews: Escape Cartoon Dog

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  • Wow amazing game make a me so happy 🧑‍🍳 🍝

    This game make me so happy I even created the worlds best pasta. Before I downloaded this game I was cleaning dirty tubes and killing evil mushrooms. The task was so revolting and foul I couldn’t handle it anymore I a was at the brink of no return into the void of depression I was. For me job I only get one singular shingle of currency and then I overhear some a body say “have you played that Ben game” “it’s very scary I highly recommend” I instantly moved into a tactical advantage given speed to the one and only manzana (🍎) store where they sell the most advanced of technologies. I quickly bought a cellular device and downloaded this game. As soon as I started running the game my spaghetti shop instantly got the best reviews and made me a rich spaghetti man 🧑‍🍳🍝. My spaghetti was so advanced it made people see through time. And the god they described was BEN. they all loved my pasta. After this game my life change. I love game for that. Thank you scary Ben you make a me so hap😀💕💕💕💕.
  • Truly changing.

    This game was an outlet for me. You see in 1945 life wasn’t the greatest. With everything going on I didn’t have any free time. But then I died of old age. In the after life I saw a sheep named dærÿł playing this game. He changed me. He agreed to fly me down to heaven and play this.

    That’s when it happened…….

    I got eaten by a dog. Who’s name (happened) to be Ben the talking dog. I then met IShowSpeed. He helped me overcome Ben and fly me to my eternal afterlife. While there I couldn’t move or do anything. So I thought. And thought.. and thought. And thought. I remembered one thing, Ben didn’t die. He just disappeared. That’s when earth exploded. Talking Tom flew me down to earths ruble, and there he was. Evil Ben the talking dog. I battled for years to fight him, giving up peaceful eternity to hold him off, I then respawned earth with my magic talking magic belt. I showed Ben this game.. and he stopped fighting. He then peed on my leg. I let it drizzle down , for my new friend.
  • Things just disappear

    I’ve played for a long time and whenever you’re under the bed with an object and he catches you the object just disappears and you can’t get it back and he is always in one room he only comes to you if he sees you or he hears you drop anything * I STILL LIKE IT *
  • Changed my political outlook on the world

    It made me understand the problems and conflicts of America and government as a whole. It has made me understand we need to all do better for our world and govern better and more effectively. It has also opened my eyes to the tyranny of the liberal agenda and how we must fix it
  • Best game ever

    I struggled with my day to day life. My wife took the kids, my dad got an std, my mom killed herself, my grandma house caught on fire, you get the point my whole family tree was struggling, then one day I went to the App Store with 3 percent battery as I was shivering in the cold because I was homeless. Then I found Escape Scary Dog this game changed my whole life. I became a millionaire and invested my entire savings into Escape Scary Dog and it ended up changing my life. They told me to not waste my money on Escape Scary Ben but whose laughing now. Thank you Scary Ben. All hail Scary Ben.
  • My Devotion to Escape Scary Ben

    This game, is indeed a touching one. It has perked my solemn soul with the beauty and arts of one’s pixel creations. I’ve been having a hard time battling breast cancer but i have never had such a greater comfort than this— My Scary Ben. I’ve been transported hospital to hospital losing friend after friend (😢) Ben has Brightened 🌞 my days with the wondrous excellence following me, never leaving my side no matter where i transfer to! Some may think i’m crazy, some may think im a psycho 😡, but no one will ever understand the cherishing to Ben. Ben is the greatest comfort and love one can experience— i never expected a game.. a.. a Ben to come so close to my heart! My poor withering soul has been saved at-last. Thank you Ben, you are insanely Loved. 🔥❤️🥰
  • Life changing game real

    Before I downloaded this amazing life changing game I had brain cancer, severe explosive diarrhea, bunions, herpes, aids, and hiv and I was also living in the sewers with Carmen Winstead. But when this old lady came up to me and told me that this game was life changing and cured her foot fungus, severe toe pains, and took the visitors away from her house I downloaded this immediately. The next day I became a mother, a millionaire, a law student, and a billionaire. I got married to Kanye West and had 50 children then we moved into a massive mansion with a whole mall inside of it. My grandma that ate my cat exploded and my brain cancer, severe diarrhea, bunions, herpes, aids, and hiv was cured. I can’t believe this game changed my life like this I recommend this to everyone with brain cancer.
  • Masterpiece 👌

    I had no reason to live until I saw this I immediately starting downloading it after it downloaded I played for like idk TWO hours and my life was fulfilled 👁👄👁
  • Life changing

    Prior to getting this game I was doing drugs, unemployed, and simple put in a bad place. Short story long. After finding this app how my life has changed for the better. Im now a lawyer after going back to school and getting multiple degrees. This app motivated me changed my life in unmeasurable ways. I’m living in California on my way to retirement and living the best life I could live. Im so much happier now all thanks to this app. Absolute life changer. If you haven’t downloaded it what are you waiting for?
  • A Innovation In Gaming

    I should start off by thanking the creator for creating this game, I am blessed to be allowed to play this game. For years every game on the market has followed the same formula, but this game truly breaks the mold. Jaw dropping graphics, a smooth constant frame rate, top tier voice acting, constant suspense, terrifying jumpscares, just a few things that make this game worth playing. My only complaint with this game is that it wasn’t long enough! While the storyline is very detailed, and full of Easter eggs, I wish it was longer, perhaps instead of 5-10 minutes of gameplay, maybe 15-25? But regardless, this game will likely win Game of the Year for 2022. I highly recommend this game to anyone suffering from anxiety, depression, cancer, or migraines because it helped cure every sickness that plagued my weak human body. I wish to end this review with my favorite heart wrenchingly beautiful quote from the game: “ God is Good! God is great!”

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