User Reviews: Escape Cartoon Dog

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  • Nice

    It’s too addicting and fun playing scary talking band was so much better than living in the dumpster behind chipotle from next to a taco truck after my grandma ran away and took a bite of a quarter on the way to manslaughter man’s Agana The newest country in the world I found an iPhone 69 laying around in the tree also my pet dog get a backflip and he died from that because he when does broke his neck anyways once I found out about scary talking then when I was playing homescapeScary talking about his change my life for the better ever since then I’ve gotten a job I’ve gotten the body bags to cover up my all the murders I have done in the past
    I also bought a monopoly board for the get out of jail free card i’m not a milk multi millionaire called Jeff Bezos make sure don’t come to my house in a rush mean he he he Hall
  • I truly recommend

    This game has changed my life for the better before I got this game I slept at the park in the tree everyday covered in mosquito bites and ant bites. I was failing in school having a c for math d for science f for social studies and ELA. My mother was planning on kicking me out of the tree to live at the swing set until I got good grades, but the next day she died to a bird feather falling in her mouth at 12:47 am and she choked to death. It was tough for me because she was my only family. But then I found a phone on the side of the road and saw this breathtaking game on the AppStore, this game changed my life. I got all a’s I got a new family who lived in a 15 bedroom 8 bathroom 2 kitchen manshion that even had a food court, I told them about the game and they realized how good it was. My life is now better because of this game
  • Changed my view on life

    Before I found this game I was in a dark place I had no friends nobody to talk to I got diagnosed with stage 16 bendivodis the deadliest disease I was going to die in one week until I found this game it changed my view on life and now I beat the Disease and living my best life god redirected me to say write the review and say god is good god is great thank you escape scary dog
  • Hi this game flabbergasting

    This game changed my life for the better. When I was only 3 years old, I lived in a dumpster behind the chipotle next to a taco truck. I had to flee my country various amounts of times because of my multiple crimes including, manslaughter, resisting arrest, and hijacking, and multiple war crimes. By this time I 563 diseases including 700 cancers. Once I downloads the game I could get out of my sloppy basement in the mental asylum. I then went and committed more crimes unbelievably flabbergasting to humans. My car broke down so I moved to New Mexico. I then met Walter and we teamed up into more crimes. I then fled Mexico with my friend and committed more war crimes in yugoslavia. This game is insanely flabberdibglestout, and helped me find my other friend quandale dingle.
  • Best granny rip-off

    This game is obviously a joke, but it ended up being kinda fun. The low-budget esthetic kinda adds to the humor. Also it was hard to keep a straight face when i was being chased by a literal PNG of talking Ben while “God is good” plays on repeat.
  • BEN?!?!?!1?!1??1?1?1?1!1?1?1?

    I have been depressed for years crying in my room. One day ben kidnapped me and brought me to his house!!1!1!!1!1!1! I have been there for days trying to escape but then, when I thought all hope was lost, Ishowspeed came and saved me he punched talking Ben in the face and we escaped happily ever after
  • THIS GAME CHANGED MY LIFE 💯

    This game has changed my life. My whole outlook on everything that exists in this world, in fact even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way ever again. This game represents emotions most humans could never comprehend. But I can. Thanks to this game I have been awakened to many things previously thought unimaginable. Thank you.
  • Best game of my whole entire life!

    The aspects of this game is super phenomenal. The amount of detail put into the modeling of Scary Ben is very detailed and terrific. The sounds of the game are very magnificent, especially the scary background sounds and the singing of the famous Church Priest/Rapper iShowSpeed. It has changed my life, and has changed others life as well. The very day I have downloaded this game made me think of the very life choses I have made, which impacted the way I am living today. This just shows just how tremendous this game is, and how it is an exemplary game of how scary games should be like.
  • Life changing, Highly recommend

    I used to live in a horrible basement studio apartment in the middle of LA with my abusive alcoholic aunt because my parents were always traveling, unaware she was that way. I was consistently bullied at school for years and years, always being framed and put in tricky situations by bullies in my school. I was incredibly unhappy with my life and was thinking of running away. That was until I received a package in the mail featuring a brand new iPhone 13, from my parents. I was one night in my aunts horrible gross apartment scrolling through the App Store recommendation section when I found this wonderful game. I downloaded it and began to play it. Instantly my life changed. My parents walked in on my aunt hitting me minutes later and didn’t make me stay with her anymore. A month later we moved out of LA to a beautiful new house in Florida where I met a bunch of new friends and my current girlfriend. We visit Disney World a lot. My parents even bought me a brand new Dodge Challenger Hellcat. I can all attribute this to Escape Scary Ben, as when I started playing it, my life changed and now I am living on a cloud. I make time to play Escape Scary Ben every day. 100% recommend
  • Truly an amazing game

    This game is truly life changing. I was struggling with stage 16 ball cancer and was on my death bed. Nobody cared about me I was depressed I decided to play this game since I was going to die with no friends or family. When I Installed my life changed and I got rid of my cancer made a full recovery and became rich. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🥳🥳🥳🥳

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