Ever since the age of 3, I’ve had a rare disease called Judaism. It has crippled me and i might as well be a quadroamputee with extra parts. After laying sights on Big Booty Ben for the 1st time, My Jewness was cured. The way he floats towards me when I drop a plate gives sensations like no other. I truely recommend this to disabled people to cure whatever they have. I❤️BEN
i am black i lived in the hood and was addicted to many drugs. i found this game and i found myself using drugs less and less. I no longer needed them. Then i decided to start a business and in weeks i gained millions upon millions of dollas i have now dragged all my homies out the gods and got them suites and whit e privilege we are all living happy and drug free thanks to this game
This game changed my view on life. I was struggling day to day. Prior to my astonishing encounter with escaping scary Ben, I had been living in horrible places; I lived under a bridge in a tent until my near and dear auntie Jane confiscated my tent. This thief of an auntie is no longer near and dear to my heart as she broke my sweet soul and cracked my heart . my most recent location of living was next to a dumpster. One night, the dumpster caught up in flames. A garbage fire indeed— a sad day. I wondered the streets, sleeping on sidewalk benches. One day a sweet sweet lady told me about this game while I was laying on the sidewalk bench. She told me that escape talking Ben touched her life and she won her battle against brain cancer and severe depression. After she told me this, I downloaded the escape scary Ben game. Okay okay, I was skeptical at first, but once I played this I got motivation to get a job. I got hired as a prison janitor. I finally Made
enough fat stacks of cash to buy an apartment in the hood. It was pretty small and grody, but as long as I have escaping scary Ben I am happy. My heart has been sealed and I have forgiven my auntie Jane for what she did. My mind is boggled at the fact that escaping talking Ben has made my life so much better. I strive to play talking Ben every singe day. I am flabbergasted at the fact that I have been living without escaping scary Ben most of my life.
When I was five years old, I suffered from a very contagious and horrible disease called antibenido. Every day kept getting worse. I couldn’t get up, I can barely breath, I can barley move, and the disease was getting worse. I then thought that I had to do something about it. Last week, I got my phone right next to me and found this app. The app is called “ESCAPE TALKING BEN”. When I slowly pressed the download button, it changed my whole life. I could breath clearly, I can get up, and antibenido went away. I was so happy, I was jumping and prancing and dancing. Thank you for making this app.
I’m 2 years old and had ebola when I was 1. I was working two jobs, trying desperately to afford child care for my 12 kids. Life was hard until I played it escape scary Ben. This game motivated me to stop having ebola and kill 11 of my kids to only have to pay for one. Eventually I became a ceo and could afford to have another 11 kids and it’a changed my life for the better
I never believed in god until this game, if I could give more than 5 stars I would, definitely. this game brought amazing things in my life, I can’t even explain how much joy and happiness this game brings to my life. Thank you Dirk Klemer and Talking Ben, you made me realize me something that I hope everyone can realize.
GOD IS GOODD, GOD ISS GREAT, GOD IS GOOOOooOOD.
I’ve been diagnosed with grade A Down syndrome for over 4 years. PTSD has affected my father for as long as I can remember. Once I downloaded this game it cured all of my problems and I feel like the best me I’ve ever “Ben” All of my charges have been dropped and I no longer reek like French vanilla creamer
This game ultimately was the reason my life is good I almost died in a horrible plane crash and my entire family died in the accident but on the flight I downloaded Escape Scary Ben and I started playing on that flight it was the greatest experience ever even as the plane was crashing I was having the best time my children were screaming but I couldn’t pay attention because I was so interested in this game this is seriously a game changer I bet there are many good things to come
The only thing I’d say is bad is the look controls, you have to use a joystick to look around instead of just swiping the screen to look around. Sometimes you are stuck in a room because ben camps.
This game really showed me the meaning to all life. Before this, I didn’t what to do with my life, it was all going down hill. I asked for a sign, a message as to what I need to do in this life. But then, I found this game. Truly, this game has opened my eyes to wonders I didn’t even know existed. If you are in the same situation as me, if you need the answers to all your questions, I can assure you. This game has those answers. 10/10, recommend to all humans.
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