User Reviews: Scary Juan

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  • Live laugh Juan ❤️✨

    He is such a kind individual and has an amazing singing voice. There’s just some pitch he has that makes it magical. He also can make some very demonic noises but he is pretty awesome. His fridge also has some very tasty food in it… but I costs money😭. My favorite is probably the tri sandwich. Now don’t get on his nerves he can get scary… one time he locked me in his basement, took forever to escape bro. Anyways the games you can play with him are also really fun. But I think he needs to replace his boat I think he got at dollar general. Anyways he only threatened to kidnap my family once otherwise, he is a very kind person. Live laugh Juan ❤️❤️✨
  • Juan is MY pookie, not yours 🙄

    So I downloaded this game bcs I was kinda bored💯💯, so I started playing than juan started whimpering!!!🗣️🗣️Like those submissive male whimpering audios☠️🙏 it was kinda hot ngl.🔥🔥🔥I didn’t think much of it, then he started moaning my FULL GOVERNMENT NAME!💯💯❓❓🔥🔥🔥🙏 it was kinda creepy liek, how u know that??🤨🤨🗣️🔥🙏💯❓ but it was pretty hot😁😁🐺🐺🔥🔥but i kept to myself🔥🔥 and I went to scary juan headquarters to see if my game was supposed to be doin that😋😋. I talk to someone working there and they didn’t know what was going on🔥🔥❓❓ Then TALKING JUAN showed up and we started making out passionately🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 don’t realy know how it happened but it was cool🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶☠️☠️💯💯. Anyway pretty great app, these other reviews are fake ASFFFFF ☠️☠️☠️☠️ HE WOULD NEVER👎👎👎☠️☠️🔥🔥. xofrnk🖤
  • juan is so pookiecore 🥰🦶🫶😍🎀☺️

    I love juan and currently I am pregnant with 132 of his children. we have been happily married for 😏😝two years😧😇 he is my pooky wooky forever and yal are cappin he would neverrrr kill familys 👎👎🙅😥he is so sweet and pookie corrrre🎀🥰👄👩‍🦲 he helped me recover from my depression 😭👎😔😖 while I was sitting on a bench crying and he put a hand on my shoulder and he told me that he would be my pookie forever and help me 😍🥰 we already have 57 kids and I love them all. ❤️❤️😘😍🥰💕😘🥰😘😍 download this game bc he's literally so pookiecorrrre anyways jokes aside the game was lowkry boring but ig the mini games were fun. he just doesn't do anything after he grows all his arms and turns red and stuff and the walls become distorted which was really emo. like he doesn't even do anything different 👁️👄👁️ still download for funnies bc I like making him say daddy it's so silly 🤓
  • Juan at the park

    While I was at the park, I bought the poison and killed Juan and I set my phone down to get a drink and once I came back, Juan was Covered in blood and so I gave him the medicine and he was back to normal. Everything went back to normal is what I thought until I saw him walking at the park. He shape shifted into a skinny human figure, I went up to him and asked if he knew who Juan was and he looked at me said nothing and walked off. I ignored it until 30 minutes later I walked back to my car and saw The same Juan walking around my car. He didn’t look at me at all so I got in my car and drove home. As soon as I walked In my house I got a notification from Snapchat that someone added me. It was Juan.
  • Juan is MY pookie, not yours 🙄

    So I downloaded this game bcs I was kinda bored💯💯, so I started playing than juan started whimpering!!!🗣️🗣️Like those submissive male whimpering audios☠️🙏 it was kinda hot ngl.🔥🔥🔥I didn’t think much of it, then he started moaning my FULL GOVERNMENT NAME!💯💯❓❓🔥🔥🔥🙏 it was kinda creepy liek, how u know that??🤨🤨🗣️🔥🙏💯❓ but it was pretty hot😁😁🐺🐺🔥🔥but i kept to myself🔥🔥 and I when to scary juan headquarters to see if my game was supposed to be doin that😋😋. I talk to someone working there and they didn’t know what was going on🔥🔥❓❓ Then TALKING JUAN showed up and we started making out passionately🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 don’t realy know how it happened but it was cool🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶☠️☠️💯💯. Anyway pretty great app, these other reviews are fake ASFFFFF ☠️☠️☠️☠️ HE WOULD NEVER👎👎👎☠️☠️🔥🔥. xofrnk🖤
  • Juan saved me!

    So I was taking a walk down the street and all of a sudden I hear a scream. I stop and wonder what that was about, until… BOOM! A bomb goes off. Everyone’s screaming and I fell to the floor. I can’t see well. And all of a sudden, I feel something. I feel someone taking my hand. I look and.. it’s Juan! He’s saving me! I black out. Once I wake up I’m in the hospital. Juan is sitting next to me. He said, “The doctor is coming back soon to help, kitten.” I asked, “B-but alpha, who is the doctor..?” He tried to speak but he was interrupted with a song. “YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH HUA JIANG” “What? Who’s singing in Chinese? That song sounds familiar. Oh, is that-“ and then Jiaefi walked in. She said, “Hello, fellow floptropicans. Are you in here because of the bomb too?” The end 😝😝🥰🥰
  • DON'T DOWNLOAD

    So I was sitting in my chair as usual, And then I saw this app. I downloaded it and when it was done, I went on the app and then fed him. when I was done with all that, I put Juan to bed. then, when he woke up, the walls had blood on it. then I started to FREAK OUT then I called the cops. I ran outside then quickly, Juan was outside trying to kill me/family and then, my brother and sister came, and started to scream loud. very loud. Juan started chasing me and my family once that was done, I done forgot that the cops came. Then Juan killed my family. (Except for my brother and sister) my brother and sister, yelled for help. I grabbed a match, and went outside. then, poked the match in Juans eye. then, I hugged my brother and sister. DO NOT DOWNLOAD!!!!
  • The time

    This must have been a dream but I have no idea so I’m going to tell you guys
    One day I was very bored and I searched up Tom and it popped up this I was like oh what a fun game I clicked on. It waited for it to download and started playing. My favorite game was the one that you could shoot him with a sniper it was just kind of fun in my opinion, and take care of him act like he was like my demon child, but one day I wasn’t around my phone a lot, so I didn’t play with him and all that stuff play the sniper game. I was busy now I went to sleep at night dreaming about how we would kill me. And my sleep putting the sniper up to my head and saying karma is real. Then I woke up to a cat scratching on my wall. Good thing it was just my cat.
  • Save yourself

    Juan has completely took control over the world, the earth. His countless army of Juan Jays are planning to kill the species of humans until we are all drop dead. No more humans will exist in the future. It turned into a tragedy. I’ve finally figured out how to build a Time Machine, I’m going to use that to go back to the past, to when I first decided to get this app. I’ll save myself, Ill save my family, my friends, my dog, I’ll save all of you from the destruction he’s caused to this world, to us.
  • Life Changing….

    I downloaded this app for gits shiggles because i thought it would be fun to play. I saw that juan had the option to be fed poison, so i saved up 999 coins to feed him it. Exactly 37 minutes after i fed him that, I decided to go for a walk and let my hairless chihuahua go potty. I came back inside, only seeing Juan standing right in my living room!!! It didn’t take long for him to come at me and start brutally mauling my face. He ate my hairless chihuahua and almost all of my furniture. Juan quickly found out that what he was doing was wrong, so he licked every drip of blood off of my mangled face and spit out my hairless chihuahua and all my furniture. Juan took me to the hospital where he put the saline as poison and poisoned me right back!! he was tricking me!! exactly 57 seconds later i turned into a VERY hairy chihuahua and now i am his pet!! PLEASE HELP ME!

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