One day I was just scrolling on the App Store when I saw this. I thought it was so funny so I played it but then I realized how creepy this game is so I poisoned him to make him DIE but then when I exploded him I got a jump scare from juan. For some reason my phone instantly died so then I went to bed. I woke up at 3AM exact from heavy breathing coming from my closet,so when I checked it out I saw juan he grabbed my dog then ripped out his lungs next he PUSHED ME down the stairs then I went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife. I sliced him in the throat but then he twitched then said with a demonic voice , COME HERE SO I CAN POSION YOU!!!! So then I ran to my friends house and slept there. I woke up then I saw Juan outside of my friends house so I called the cops, but she the cops didn’t believe me so I hammered every entrance with wooden logs but then he broke the logs then gave me and my friend bowel cancer!?!? So now we are in the hospital , Me and my friend IS SEEING JUAN in our room but none of the doctors noticed him they just went thru them. Right now we are in the hospital bed. This is what my friend wants to type in this review- THAT JUAN GUY IS CRAZY NEVER EVER DOWNLOAD THIS GAME UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE FROM A DISGUSTING CREATURE!!!! I DIDNT KNOW THEY CAN MAKE A FUN CARTOONY GAME FOR KIDS (Aka talking Tom) THIS WELL BUT TALKING JUAN SHEESH THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS GAME HAS TO BE ARRESTED!!!
I recently tried out the Talking Juan out of boredom, and I have to say, I was initially impressed by the animation and interactive features of the game. However, as I started to play, I began to feel uneasy, like something was watching over my shoulder. The character Juan had a strange, almost eerie quality to him, and the way he looked at me through the screen made me feel like he was trying to communicate something deeper.
As I continued to play, things only got worse. I started to hear whispers, even when the game was turned off, and I couldn't shake the feeling that I was being watched. I even had a nightmare where Juan was haunting me, and I couldn't escape him no matter how hard I tried.
Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I received a strange message from an unknown sender with a photo of my house taken from the outside at night. The message read, "Juan has told me everything, and I'm coming to see you." I was so terrified that I immediately uninstalled the game and vowed never to play it again.
If you're looking for a scary game that will keep you up at night, Talking Juan might be just the thing. But if you value your peace of mind, I suggest you steer clear of this game, unless you want to risk having Juan haunt you too.
5 stars to warn you. He gave my whole family bowel cancer and them tortured them for 5 hours and burned our house down. then him and slimey had sex in the middle of the street and them he ate my siblings. i fed him poison in the game and then he exited the door and when i tried to refresh i saw him waving on my ring doorbell. i had my friend saniya over and me and her ran into my closet to hide but it was too late. Juan had found us. He tore saniya into a million pieces and then threw me into his game. i found my way to the app store to warn you guys. stay safe, and STAY AWAY FROM JUAN.
I decided just because why not, to poison him. He bent and contorted his body until he exploded. I stared at the screen laughing until his body chunks started to twitch and form back together. He became a demonic monster, his hands were replaced with a sharp spike. He had spider-like legs. Anything I said to him he would just say “March 13, 2:34 pm, mysterious poisoning. You’ll know what it really is.” He then walked out of the room. I tried refreshing the app and when I click on the door it says “You don’t want to go out there.” And brings me back to the same 4 rooms.
I was casually playing the game when I put Juan to bed and closed the app and all the sudden when I was falling asleep I heard loud breathing sounds and I opened my eyes to see Juan so obviously I screamed bc his appearance is absolutely you know “beautiful” and when I screamed he grabbed my face and i kicked him and ran when I ran he chased me and then HE ATE MY DOG!!!!!! I managed to get out and run to my friends house. When I got to my friends house she said that we should go to bed so we got ready for bed and she turned the lights off and had the curtains open and when she fell asleep I was falling asleep when I decided to get up and look outside and that is when I saw him standing under a street light looking back up at me and smiling. I ran to lay back down and covered up when i heard the door open and close very quietly and then I heard breathing i knew it was him so I didn’t open my eyes but he knew that I was scared so he laughed and that scared me even more so I got up and screamed and he turned the light on and my friend woke up and screamed then he ate her and then ate me!!!!
He told me that if I don’t give him five stars my mom will get killed at 3:33 am and he will tickle my legs in till I can’t laugh anymore. Then he ripped off his face and started laughing. While he was laughing the wall started to scream and laugh and open up, beckoning me to join them. I have not slept in days, I have refused to give him five stars because he doesn’t deserve it. I have to give in so this doesn’t go on any longer. Im so sorry… but I can’t take this anymore, if this goes on any longer I will end up ending my life.
Juan said he was going to contort my colon if I didn’t give him 5 stars
When me and my sister first played this game we thought it was fun but when me and my sis fed talking Juan the death potion thingy it said you have killed Juan and me and my sis wanted to delete it and download it back to see what happens my sis is 6 and I’m 8 and how he sleeps is creepy Juan doesn’t even go to the bed lol
When im trying to make him repeat me he always cuts ME off
Talking Juan could be my best friend. After I downloaded this app I have heard weird noises in my closet then when I opened my closet..I saw talking Juan😭 I liked the app but I was kinda creeped out so I asked “Why are you here?!” Right when I thought he was gonna talk he started to walk towards me. After he realized the way I tortured him in the app he said in a demonic voice, “I think you know why I’m here.” After he said that he trapped me in my own app. Torturing me but I found a way out of the app and into this App Store. So I am currently fighting this review as he’s staring at me ready to take me back to his app.
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ok i had to see if it worked
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