I downloaded this cause you know I saw it on TikTok like every other app. Anyways yeah I download it and started playing it. You know I was taking care of him playing Juan kart because you know that’s fun. I put him to sleep because you know I wanted to go to sleep and he needed rest so I did. I wake up at 3AM to hear VERY hard breathing out side me window(my bedroom is on the top floor). I screamed in absolute fear while he said in a demonic voice “I WILL GIVE EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND LOVE BOWEL CANER” and I said out of shock “what about me? Aren’t you here for me”. He kinda just continued to float there while staring at me cause why would anyone ask for bowel cancer. Anyways he was obviously confused as well and said forget about you. Now all of the people I know and love have bowel cancer.
I (m45) downloaded this because I was bored and so I was playing and then I poisoned him for fun and then I closed the app and thought nothing of it until I heard a knock at the door at 8am I opened the door and it was scary Juan and he said he wanted revenge and I said no and he left and then the next day my wife was gone and so was my car my wallet and my cd player so then I went to scary Juan headquarters and beat up Juan but then Juan rizzed me up with that jumpscare Rizz and we’re getting married in august overall mid game
My five-year-old son was playing this game I was washing the dishes I heard bloody screams like aaaaaaa I came in her room and said what’s happening he said the cat is talking and saying he will kill us. I got the phone and deleted the app. I said to my son it’s just making up it’s just a glitchy I told my son to calm down but when he turned 10 he downloaded the app and he said I could be brave. I could do this, but there was something strange the cats eyes. Was reflecting my son, and he got so scared that he couldn’t even talk or scream because he knew I would delete the app again, then the cat hacked, the iPhone, and got our ID and we had to buy a new phone for my son, and he never played it again. Please do not play this game.
Help me I poisoned him once I got 999 coins and he turned a dark red with black eyes I thought nothing of it I thought it was just a funny glitch but then I poison him again everything turned into a demonic world his room was covered in red stuff but that’s not the worst part when I woke up at 3 AM to hear heavy breathing in my closet it was Juan he was red with the black eyes just like when I poison him he went over to my bed and grabbed me he threw me against the wall and I went to my neighbors house to tell him what was wrong they didn’t believe me but then that’s when I snap one through their back screen door he broke through and grab them he ripped their heads off right in front of my face and then ran after me I tried to run but I tripped and fell I blacked out and I was just in my room again but now I’ve found out that I have stage four skin cancer polio witness I will never forget the moment when he ripped my neighbors heads off I’m in the hospital now I can see him through the hospital window but none of the doctors believe me whenever I look at them to tell them and I look back he’s gone I don’t know what to do don’t download this game please also game creator can you please add clothes for Juan and also maybe make different tracks for Juan card and maybe the option to bring back old one thanks🙂
Ever since I stared into Juan’s honey crisp smile and bright eyes like the sun, I’ve been questioning the reason why I must stay in this miserable real world. For me and Juan are separated by a mere glass screen, if I ever am able to see Juan I hope that we can live a long happy life together, maybe have kids or get married. His completion is so smooth, he always tells the best jokes, and he seems to attract people like moths to a flame with his appearance. I cannot believe talking Tom stole all the fame, for Juan is a living angel, in his world.
so one day I was playing this game and I only downloaded it bc benoftheweek played it and I poisoned him so he could DIE and then once I went to sleep that night I heard breathing and I just thought it was my dog laying next to my face and I looked over to pet my dog before I went back to sleep because it was 3AM!! And once I looked over I SAW FREAKING TALKNG JUAN LAYING NEXT TO ME AND HE SAID IN A LOW DARK VOICE “you dare try and kill me!?” AND PULLED THE TASER FROM MY DRESSER AND TRIED TASING ME! AND RAN OUT THE ROOM AS FAST I COULD I HID IN THE LITTLE ROOM UNDER MY STAIRS AND WAITED THERE HOPING HE WAS GONE BUT ALL I HEARD WERE FOOTSTEPS EVERYWHERE until they stopped! I waited and waited, hopefully he was gone… he was once I got out but I realized if that was my dog there then where was he? AND SOON TO FIND OUT TALKING JUSN KIKLED MY DOG WASHAHHHH😭😭😭
All I remember is I was looking at the App Store and I saw this game. I thought this game looked fun so I downloaded it. At first I thought Juan was ugly so I told him. All of a sudden black and white swirls showed up on my screen so I looked at them in confusion. Juan then started saying “I am your love” “I am your boyfriend” “you think I am cute”. I then passed out. When I woke up I saw Juan and he was cuter than ever. I immediately started complimenting his beautiful smile and his glowing eyes that compliment his stunning skin perfectly. He laughed and said “it worked” but I didn’t know what he was talking about. So we started dating. Tomorrow we are getting married and we already have 43 kids. He then asked me for my address so I gave it to him. Then he asked my social security number, credit card number and the names of all my family so I gave it to him of course! My friends think I’ve been hypnotized but I’m in love with Juan. I want to be married to him till the day I die. Juan is the reason I’m living everyday. Juan is the cutest ever and if you try to take him from me or you poison him I will kill you because Juan told me to. I will go to jail for him. Juan is the love of my life. 💋🥰😍😘
As soon as I got an add for this app I knew I had to have it..Juans beautiful eyes looked directly into my soul! He knew my fears my pain and my sadness…He knew I needed a friend! As soon as I downloaded this app I felt happiness Rush over me! Nervously I said “Hello?” I felt his eyes glare into mine. I blushed Juan is kinda handsome now that I think about it..his SMEXY voice said “Hello” I immediately started blushing. Now me and Juan have been dating for 2 months <3 I love his beautiful eyes, the way he looks at me, his smile :) sometimes me and him go on his boat and have dates, we stare into me moon light together. But- things have been weird recently. He invited me over to have a sleep over. I let him have the bed and I slept on the couch. I heard a weird sound and walked into his room. He was- levitating?? But worst of all he was mumbling about killing me..I’m a bit suspicious Juan is a demon in a cats body. Anyway thank you for reading my review..Be carful and uhm DO NOT give Juan the 999$ potion. AT ANY COST
I was scrolling on the app store and i found this app called “talking juan” I thought it was a kawaii game and downloaded. I started to play the mini games and got 999 coins. In the store you could buy poison and poison him so i did. That was the worst decision i ever made. i saw him. In the middle of the night. Inside my closet. Staring at me with those bloody demonic eyes. i wanted to cry, but i quickly ran out. once i did, i went to my friends house through my window. once i made it, she said i can stay over for the night. the next morning i got a text message from my family groupchat, i saw the text saying “we all got diagnosed with stage 2 cancer, skin cancer, diabetes, and polio from Juan. i quickly went to my house and when i entered, i saw my family amputated and all bloody. On the wall Juan wrote “Your next..” written in my family’s blood. Please dont poison him and DONT DOWNLOAD THIS GAME!!!!!😭😭😨
So after ring reading the reviews, I knew it wouldn’t be normal- well… I knew he couldn’t come out of game obviously. So I got it, and after trying the games, cleaning, feeding- and sleeping… it seemed normal, that’s when a I noticed the poison, so after 10 ads, I fed it to him. And It was crazy creepy when he exploded, then after that my screen turned red and said: You killed talking Juan. I reloaded my game… only to find out his eyes turned black and his body is bloodish red. But it doesn’t effect the gameplay. Play this game if you feel okay with this review. No demons will come for you, it’s fine, I promise 😒
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