User Reviews: Scary Juan

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  • TOO SCARY DONT DOWNLOAD

    So I was really bored so I was just like I searched up talking Tom and I was like oh this came up so I decided to download it because I hadn’t seen it before and I was playing and saving up for the poison and I don’t know if this is normal but he turned completely green and then when I loaded it back up he was completely gone so I was like oh OK and then I deleted it so then that night I went to sleep I woke up it was around 2:59 and then I hear my clock chime three times and I was like oh it’s 3 AM nice so then I heard like a heavy breathing and scratching and then I heard a mouse literally like screaming for his life so I told my dad and he said oh it’s probably nothing just go to bed I’ll set up a trap in the morning so I obviously didn’t sleep the night so I decided to look at my closet to reassure myself and I saw John he scratched my leg and I passed out from the blood loss so The next morning (today) I showed my dad the monster sized scratch on my leg so my dad checked the closet nothing there except a note that said Y̸̢̨̭̟͍̫͉͊ō̵̝̭͙̊ų̷͕̙͚͖̲̱̐̒̀̆̎̈͜ â̸̠̋r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜x̵̮̹̬̮͖͓̤͚͕̗̾̋́͑̈́̔̋̚ţ̸̛̞̒̑̌́̄̽̀͝ â̸̠̋n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝d̶͇͆̓̂̆͌͛͠ s̷̠͕̪̥͐̌ō̵̝̭͙̊ Į̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕ r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑â̸̠̋n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝
    But everything is fine and you should get the game -J̶u̶a̶n̶ Jay
  • Juan is my hubby bubby pookie dooky shnukums baby gril

    I live Juan so much! The second I saw this app, I knew I had to get it! His eyes, or rather eye, stared deep into my soul and mind. Juan is not only my love he is ME. I see him in my dreams every night, his smile makes me happy, warming my heart every time I see him. I feel kinda bad that I poisoned him so much, but the red suits him so much better❤️! I wish Juan was real and I could give him a gigantic kiss right on his beautiful eye 👁️. He is always watching my every move. Watching and watching. I love him too much to say anything though👉👈. I also want to say that many people ship Juan and Maria together, but that is a LIE🤥🤥. I think that Maria is actually Juan’s sister. If you are a super fan you know about Kevin🐈, I think that they are all siblings! Of course nobody could love Juan more than me!! I had a dream where Juan was standing over me, his one eye staring into my brain. Suddenly I felt a surge of terror coming over me! I got out of my bed and ran out the door🏃🏼‍♀️🏃‍♀️. He was chasing me, his six arms grabbing at me. Suddenly I realized that Juan is my love, my LIFE! I could never run away from him. If you ever say ONE bad thing about my Juany boo, I will eliminate you. Thank you so much for listening! I ❤️ Juan
  • Help

    Help I feed him poison then I refreshed the app then I went back on and he was red and he had black eyes and I went to bed I woke up 3AM and I heard stuff under my bed I checked it nothing was there and back to sleep only to wake up again and heard stuff under my bed again and I checked it only to find him I might have been hallucinating but I try to go back to sleep and I had a nightmare about him I keep waking up and it’s already haunting me please help me
  • YIKES!

    Golly Gee! I downloaded this game for my kiddo Samantha. She loves cats, and people named Juan! Thought this game would be perfect, until..

    My daughter was playing this game on my phone, until she screamed. I grabbed the phone for her, seeing what she was looking at like the good mom I am. Juan was floating in the air, reciting some gibberish. In his arms was a bloody axe, and his teeth were covered in blood as well. Apparently she had given Juan poison. Samantha was crying, she said that she saw Juan in our doorway. As disturbed as I was, I wanted to reassure her everything was okay. I got up and checked the doorway, there was nothing.

    Until I turned around, and Juan was choke-holding my daughter! #yikes! #scaryvibez

    I grabbed a hammer from my pocket and knocked out each one of Juan’s pearly white, blood stained teeth. Juan although didn’t give up. He then grabbed me, and slashed his axe at my face. I dodged it, and kicked him in the furry armpit. He cried out in pain, and I grabbed my daughter and ran out of the house.

    We’ve now moved to Wisconsin, and haven’t played this horrid game since. Beware Juan. #scary #beware #yolo

    -a
  • DON’T DOWNLOAD!!!

    DO NOT DOWNLOAD!!! Scary Juan came into my house! He stole my pet parrot, pig, and elephant😭He gave all my pets bowel cancer and stage 5 skin cancer😱I didn’t know why at first why he did this to me, but them I remembered that I poisoned him!😰I tried to say sorry to him while he was chasing me but he didn’t care😟soon I found myself in the hospital trying to recover from falling injuries.🫢every time I looked at the front of the hospital bed while I was laying down I would see him staring at me😬PLS don’t download guys don’t risk it😔
  • I love Juan!

    My name is Merry Mi, I am 43 and heres my story. My husband left me almost a year ago, and I am infertile so I can’t have kids of my own. But, I had found “Scary Juan”, this kitty is my true love and I’m happy that i’ve found my soulmate, with him, I have adopted 3 wonderful kittens and we now all have a life together. He loves and cherishes me as I do the same! I’ve never been more happy with any other then I’ve been with this REAL man! I truly recommend “Scary Juan” for any one that lost a husband or even a wife!
  • Great

    I actually genuinely enjoy Scary Juan. Juan Cart is a masterpiece and is beautiful. Flappy Juan is an emotional rollercoaster that had me feeling things I never knew I could feel. Juan Sniper was a challenging unique game that left me with introspective thoughts about the meaning of life and where Juan fits into it all. The Yacht, while out of place as it lacks the Juan title, was a fun classic mini game that had me tearing up because of the stunning visuals. The soundtrack to the game does not disappoint and is better than anything Ive ever heard. This game will be remembered as the GOAT mobile game. I love you Juan
  • JUAN SUPREMACY 🥰🥰

    HE'S SO CUTE I LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM 😍😍😍🥰 This game is very well made and juan is such a cutie pie and I love him 👍👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️ Juan is a wonderful pet that brings joy and companionship to many people. There are many reasons why you should love Juan. First, he is an incredibly affectionate creature that loves to cuddle and spend time with their owner. He also is very playful and curious, and they can be a lot of fun to watch as he explores his environment. Additionally, Juan is a very low-maintenance creature that is easy to care for. He is an independent animal that doesn't require a lot of attention, making him a great choice for people with a busy lifestyle. Finally, Juan has been shown to have many health benefits, including reducing stress and anxiety, lowering blood pressure, and improving overall mood. Overall, Juan is an amazing pet that can bring a lot of happiness and love into your life😍😍
  • DO NOT DOWNLOAD

    This started out as a fun game for me to play, I really enjoyed it. That was until I saved up enough coins for some poison. I thought it would be funny to feed Juan the poison so I did. He then died and turned into a scary demon and said he will find me. I thought it was a joke and went to bed. At exactly 3:33am, I was awoken to the noise of very deep breathing coming from my closet. I decided I was going to look at what it was, but before I could even open the door, Juan burst out of my closet and killed my entire family, and ate them. I ran to my friends house and I told her about what had happened. I thought I would be safe there but then Juan broke the door down and gave us both AIDS. Now we’re dying. Thanks Juan.😒
  • JUAN IS LIFE.

    i first saw this game, thought “huh, what a fun looking game!” i clicked on it, and downloaded it. i thought he looked kinda scared so i called him ugly and scary. but then, he came to life and was GORGEOUS!! he is so handsome. now me and him are married and have 69 kids!! he started asking for my credit card number and my families names. it’s probably for a good cause, so i told him! he loves me. if you take him from me i will murder you. he is my beautiful husband and i love him don’t touch him.

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