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Best pointless waste of time ever...
I personally thoroughly enjoyed this game... A little too easy and no complicated gameplay like at all, but that's what makes it so much fun
My review.
This game is simple but fun. The loot is
Funny and silly. I would recommend for
A simple diversion.
Funny and silly. I would recommend for
A simple diversion.
Terrible
This is one of the worst games I have ever seen on the iOS store. The mobs names are boring the i teams are too easy to come buy. The way the developers created this game makes it too easy to complete levels. Don't waste your time it's not worth it.
Fun...ish
Its a pretty fun game but there is not a whole lot of challenge it seems.
This Is Dumb
All you do is tap a button over and over to kill things.
10/10
10/10
Mindless indeed!
As a test, I made it all the way to the bottom without collecting any loot. I had to collect the cool sword in order to head back up, but I dropped it for a spatula on the next level and was still able to make it with only resting when my HP got low and several half-face scrolls on the last boss.
One thing that seemed like a bug is that when I played a second time, the first loot was the steam-powered armor. Maybe I really am only supposed to play it once!
One thing that seemed like a bug is that when I played a second time, the first loot was the steam-powered armor. Maybe I really am only supposed to play it once!
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Does what it says on the tin.
Beat up a sad old drunk for his sandpaper boxing gloves. 10/10.
does exactly what it says on the tin!
and that isn't a bad thing! it isn't a complicated or difficult game and the monsters and items made me laugh. i don't know if there's much replay value, but it's a great way to kill a few minutes without requiring too much attention span.
suggestion for replay value: randomly-generated sets of item and monster names! it's more for entertainment value than anything. i'm gonna keep this around for whenever i want to cut a swath of blood through a dungeon.
it'd be nice to be able to name our characters, but it's a nice little free game that i'm happy to have downloaded. :)
suggestion for replay value: randomly-generated sets of item and monster names! it's more for entertainment value than anything. i'm gonna keep this around for whenever i want to cut a swath of blood through a dungeon.
it'd be nice to be able to name our characters, but it's a nice little free game that i'm happy to have downloaded. :)
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Time waster as promised
That's 10 min of my life I will never get back. Balance suggestion: make item drops rarer (1/3 of current drop rate)