Beautifully mindless
A Hack implementation featuring K-12 monsters (lunch ladies, hall monitors). Nice monster images and the game doesn't try very hard to kill you, so you can just go with the flow until you're ready to do something more productive--like homework? Definitely healthier than a soda or cigarette break.
fun to play once or twice
Quick retro dungeon crawl, but too formulaic to have replay value.
Funny not stupid.
A+4 laughs & simplicity, I can wait 2c the end.
Truly a Masterpiece!
Compared to all the other so called "games" that are out there, this has to be the highest quality game in the industry because of all the other games out there is garbage. This game, furthermore, sets the precedent for all games that will be made by all the other companies working on video games, cross-platform. So, bravo to you good sirs by setting the pinnacle of all video games out there! Bravo! *Claps sardonically*
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The name says it. There's practically no game here at all. No real decisions to make, no puzzles to solve, no interesting items to collect. Don't bother with this one. It's not worth the time it takes to download.
Cool game
The game is so cool
Was great for a bit
A lot of fun for 5-7 dungeon lvl's, but then gets way too easy! All in all boring. Try it once and delete it one hour later after you've beaten it.
Fun!
Great game when waiting for my girlfriend picking out/trying on clothes at women's clothing stores.
Awful awful awful
Poor graphics, game play worse, no customization with interface.
Interaction with foes limited.
Don't waste your money even at $1.79!
Shame on you!
Interaction with foes limited.
Don't waste your money even at $1.79!
Shame on you!
mindless fun
Woo hoo! Unabandoned! Saved games! Bugs fixed! A fun game is even better.
I love mindless dungeon crawls, and Mindless Dungeon Crawl is a good one. Beat monsters, find stuff, go downstairs.
My only gripe is that you can't store weapons or armor. If you find a new weapon, you don't find out if it's better or worse than your current weapon until you've discarded the old one.
Oh -- save those "run away" scrolls. The monsters get stronger much faster than you do.
I love mindless dungeon crawls, and Mindless Dungeon Crawl is a good one. Beat monsters, find stuff, go downstairs.
My only gripe is that you can't store weapons or armor. If you find a new weapon, you don't find out if it's better or worse than your current weapon until you've discarded the old one.
Oh -- save those "run away" scrolls. The monsters get stronger much faster than you do.
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