Leave a Review Noel Deyzel App
Our father
Oh sweet sweet Noel Deyzel. Who could compare? Bulging pecs, peaked biceps, juicy quads. What more could you ask for. When I saw he created an app, I couldn't keep my streak any longer. I exploded everywhere. Workout tracking, meal preps, strength analysis, everything! and when you open the app you get to be reminded of that saucy saucy man with that amazing picture of him 😫😫😫. Let’s just say i’ll be using this app till the end of time and beyond that. 😘🥰😍 ImpIsaiah04Show lessHexic2000
Noel, come on man.
I’ve followed Noel for a while now. His approach to nutrition and dieting is what helps me stay on track.
He’s always been (personally) the most empathetic and just nicest fitness “influencer” compared to most.
This app however, kinda sucks. Let me be more specific;
The app itself, the layout, the ease-of-use, the shopping cart feature, the planner, all amazing!
However, with the exception of a few meal items, and a few workouts, everything, including the calorie counter, is behind a pay wall
$19/month, no less. I understand the need to charge, but $19 monthly?! Noel, we all know you’re doing to well to be asking every single person that wishes to use your app to cough up $19us every single month in order to actually use it to its full potential.
You MUST lower the price if you plan on this app succeeding.
I want it to succeed, I’ve seen nothing like it, and it’s quite close to what I would want in an all-around fitness app.
You love your fans so much. Apparently not enough to be concerned with the price.
We love you Noel. Do better.Show lessgabe primavera
Really good app, just one issue
This is probably the best designed working out all that I’ve tried out, a lot of unique features that I haven’t seen before and now that I’ve tried them there is no going back. However there is a big issue, if you are working out and following your routine through the app and you were to accidentally close the app, all of the progress made in that session will disappear; the session will appear in your workout log however it will say “0%” completed and will give you no summarised information on it. You can still access and see the sets you have done by clicking “exercises” but the overview will not appear. I have seen other apps have a “resume workout” button when you close the app and reopen, if this could be implemented into this app it would be much better off.Show lessJoseMHS05
DADDY NOEL
who ever does not give this app five stars i will find you 😾 ill use the powers daddy noel has given me and it wont be nice 😼😈😡😳noel lover 😍🥰😘😻
Papi Noel
Oh boy where do I start first is how dadddy papi Noel looks in those pictures 🥴 second the app is actually amazing and third I was hoping to see a oiled up picture of him but it was there so besides that I would give Noel a 5cream pies out of 5Krystian12_3
Best app ever.
As soon as I downloaded this app, my bench increased by 20% and my body fat got reduced to 7%. I highly suggest this app to literally anybody. ANYBODY.Nyvat
Where do I begin
Oh my king, my love, my sweet sweet Noel. Your kindness is overwhelming. You are so much more than a man; you are a wonderful, beautiful, strong, and loving being who challenges my own understanding of human nature. I am at your beck and call. If you need a rub my hands are oiled for you. If you say jump, the only question I will ever think about asking is “how high?”. If there are a thousand Noel fans, I am one, if there are a hundred, I will be there, if there is one, I will stay loyal to you alone, and if there are none, than I am dead. I sacrifice my body to you, I hope the gainz please you my king. I only have this app so that I may look at you more. My king believe me when I say that this was all from the heart as no AI software could truly show the deep love I have for you. Many hugs and kisses to you my love Noel.Show lessKaleb vdw
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honestly it’s biased but if you want to be like noel then do what he recommends as he’s the professional and knows what is the proper way to increase muscle mass. keep it up noel!🤟🏿kevin haaarerettr
W app
I like the variety of healthy food options that this app has and how it can help your fitness goals in so many ways in terms of food choices and workoutsHsuhaankensn
Dashingly Handsome Man
For this quest, we must take it back in time about 8 months, when the bright, glorious gyatt of one Noel Deyzel caught my tender eye, reeling me in, as if I was simply a small fish, and Noel was a seasoned fisherman. He handled me gently, showing me kindness and love, being soft and smooth. And then, one seemingly regular love filled day, a gleaming light shone from the dock, seemingly heavenly, and behold, the sight was just that. An angelic, beautiful sight it was! Noel, already perfect, chiseled by god, and sent to man as an idol, had made himself more so. The oil caught the sunlight and reflected it over the hills and through the lush green pastures, amplifying his magnificence. The glistening chest, the radiant biceps, the exuberant quads, all seemed to have a heavenly glow upon them. And oh, what a blessed day it was! “Oh, rejoice!” they cried, weeping at his sight. Flocks of fully grown men flew to him to bask in the heavenly rays, absorbing his love. And now, he has blessed us with another gift! The app in which he shares his ways, his love, his gift. This. This could only be the work of a divine being. And Noel, you are just that!Show lesstime-trial
