Dashingly Handsome Man
For this quest, we must take it back in time about 8 months, when the bright, glorious gyatt of one Noel Deyzel caught my tender eye, reeling me in, as if I was simply a small fish, and Noel was a seasoned fisherman. He handled me gently, showing me kindness and love, being soft and smooth. And then, one seemingly regular love filled day, a gleaming light shone from the dock, seemingly heavenly, and behold, the sight was just that. An angelic, beautiful sight it was! Noel, already perfect, chiseled by god, and sent to man as an idol, had made himself more so. The oil caught the sunlight and reflected it over the hills and through the lush green pastures, amplifying his magnificence. The glistening chest, the radiant biceps, the exuberant quads, all seemed to have a heavenly glow upon them. And oh, what a blessed day it was! “Oh, rejoice!” they cried, weeping at his sight. Flocks of fully grown men flew to him to bask in the heavenly rays, absorbing his love. And now, he has blessed us with another gift! The app in which he shares his ways, his love, his gift. This. This could only be the work of a divine being. And Noel, you are just that!
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Free version is basically useless
No programs unless you pay. Only individual workouts
Big daddy noel is the best and he has nice toes
Ever since I offered to lick hot mustard off daddy Noel’s toes I knew it would be a life long goal of mine and with this app I hopefully come one step closer to convincing my favorite muscle daddy to let me commit the holy act of sucking a whole bottle of hot mustard off his toes one by one until their all clean
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Clean up on isle 6!!
Ever since I first started beating to Daddy Noel’s videos I’ve never stopped. This app gives me easy access to his juicy content. My mom had to limit my instagram time because I would always goon to my oil daddy. As long as she doesn’t figure out about this app I will be forever edging to those big mouth watering glutes of his. Xoxo -Asher
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A Skibidi Fitness Revelation: The Noel Deyzel App
Pray, allow me to extol the virtues of the “Noel Deyzel App,” a most unparalleled fitness application! It brims with skibidi whimsy and fanum tax caprice, rendering exercise both amusing and delightful. Under the sagacious tutelage of Father Noel, my fitness regime hath transformed from naught to a Herculean endeavor with the aid of bulking skibidi slicers! The app’s peculiar yet effective plans have rescued my workouts from the abyss of monotony—now, I possess a most splendid routine and an abundance of merriment. Verily, for a fitness sojourn both mirthful and efficacious, this app is indispensable with ohio fanum skibidi rizz!
- Sir Robert Fesko
- Sir Robert Fesko
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Great Beginners Workout
Sometimes my brain no workey, so I look to daddy noel for the advice and I just do what I’m told through the app. There’s a minor thing I can’t understand is when you add another set it doesn’t register that I did it. But it is a EXTREMELY MINOR problem that won’t effect the app experience in the slightest. But definitely easy to use I could probably give this app to a new born and in a couple of weeks he’s gonna be a itty bitty Noel.
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Awesome App!
Tried the app not knowing what to expect and was super impressed with the tracking features for body measurements and progress pictures. It makes it so much mor organized that just notes on your phone and pictures in your camera roll. I also love the recipe section and have already used a couple of Noel’s recipes. Awesome stuff!
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NOEL IS KING
Not only a great guy on social media but also in person most kindest person you’ll ever meet. The app is very simple as well and very user friendly. I also thank Noel for sharing his knowledge to people who also want to achieve their fitness goals.
hello noel
big daddy noel will get u real stronk trust
Best app I have every used
I edge to this app every night before I go to bed bc if I don’t I won’t have a purpose in life and daddy Noel is so sexy ever since he oiled up have can’t stop edging to his big muscles
