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Free version is basically useless
No programs unless you pay. Only individual workoutsRyan 126744
Big daddy noel is the best and he has nice toes
Ever since I offered to lick hot mustard off daddy Noel’s toes I knew it would be a life long goal of mine and with this app I hopefully come one step closer to convincing my favorite muscle daddy to let me commit the holy act of sucking a whole bottle of hot mustard off his toes one by one until their all cleanShow lessReadifurgay
Clean up on isle 6!!
Ever since I first started beating to Daddy Noel’s videos I’ve never stopped. This app gives me easy access to his juicy content. My mom had to limit my instagram time because I would always goon to my oil daddy. As long as she doesn’t figure out about this app I will be forever edging to those big mouth watering glutes of his. Xoxo -AsherShow lessasher.speck132
A Skibidi Fitness Revelation: The Noel Deyzel App
Pray, allow me to extol the virtues of the “Noel Deyzel App,” a most unparalleled fitness application! It brims with skibidi whimsy and fanum tax caprice, rendering exercise both amusing and delightful. Under the sagacious tutelage of Father Noel, my fitness regime hath transformed from naught to a Herculean endeavor with the aid of bulking skibidi slicers! The app’s peculiar yet effective plans have rescued my workouts from the abyss of monotony—now, I possess a most splendid routine and an abundance of merriment. Verily, for a fitness sojourn both mirthful and efficacious, this app is indispensable with ohio fanum skibidi rizz!
- Sir Robert FeskoShow lessOutRed Games
Great Beginners Workout
Sometimes my brain no workey, so I look to daddy noel for the advice and I just do what I’m told through the app. There’s a minor thing I can’t understand is when you add another set it doesn’t register that I did it. But it is a EXTREMELY MINOR problem that won’t effect the app experience in the slightest. But definitely easy to use I could probably give this app to a new born and in a couple of weeks he’s gonna be a itty bitty Noel.Show lessLilRatChef
Awesome App!
Tried the app not knowing what to expect and was super impressed with the tracking features for body measurements and progress pictures. It makes it so much mor organized that just notes on your phone and pictures in your camera roll. I also love the recipe section and have already used a couple of Noel’s recipes. Awesome stuff!Show lessCB7285
NOEL IS KING
Not only a great guy on social media but also in person most kindest person you’ll ever meet. The app is very simple as well and very user friendly. I also thank Noel for sharing his knowledge to people who also want to achieve their fitness goals.Veringard
hello noel
big daddy noel will get u real stronk trustRandom325
Best app I have every used
I edge to this app every night before I go to bed bc if I don’t I won’t have a purpose in life and daddy Noel is so sexy ever since he oiled up have can’t stop edging to his big musclesxd_ashshorttonge
noel 😻
Noel Deyzel isn't just an inspiration; he's practically a deity in the world of fitness. Picture this: a Herculean figure with muscles chiseled to perfection, who strides through the gym like a demigod among mortals. Noel’s mere presence transforms dumbbells into sacred relics and treadmills into paths to enlightenment. His motivational videos are like divine sermons, where every word he speaks is a golden nugget of wisdom that ignites a fire within. He doesn't just lift weights; he commands them, and they obey as if guided by a higher power. Noel’s blend of unyielding discipline and god-like charisma makes achieving fitness greatness seem not only possible but a destiny. To follow Noel is to walk in the footsteps of a titan, to strive for excellence with the conviction that even the most formidable challenges are surmountable. In the temple of fitness, Noel Deyzel is the supreme deity, inspiring awe and relentless pursuit of one’s ultimate potential.Show lessmozzyarella
