SnackShame: Stop Overeating

Stop overeating. Start getting roasted. SnackShame is the AI calorie counter that holds you accountable the only way that actually works — by roasting you for every bad food decision. Log your meals, hit your daily limit, and watch an AI comedian turn your snacking into a stand-up special. No gentle nudges. No "you've got this!" badges. Just the funny, brutal truth about what you ate. -- TRACK CALORIES IN SECONDS -- Log any meal by typing, talking, or scanning. SnackShame instantly estimates calories, protein, carbs, fat, and key micronutrients — then sets a personalized daily limit based on your goal. -- GET ROASTED BY AN AI COMEDIAN -- Meet your roaster. Pick Mia or Brock and let them read your food log like evidence at a trial. The more you overeat, the harder they hit. It's the accountability you've been avoiding — with a laugh track. -- SHOULD I EAT THIS? -- About to YOLO a 2am burger? Ask first. Scan or describe any food and your comedian gives you the honest verdict before you wreck your day. -- SKIN, HAIR & GAINS -- Your face is a progress bar. SnackShame shows exactly how today's food affects your skin, hair, and muscle with live nutrient meters. See what you're really feeding your body. -- YOUR SAGA -- Every day you log unlocks a new chapter in your story. Build streaks, level up, and climb out of "Rock Bottom" one honest meal at a time. Slip up, and you lock back. -- THE RECEIPTS -- Your food diary is permanent. No delete button. Accountability hits different when you can't quietly erase the evidence. -- WHO IT'S FOR -- For overeaters, late-night snackers, revenge-body chasers, gym bros, calorie-deficit dieters, and anyone who's tried every tracker and quit. If "be nice to yourself" hasn't worked, try getting roasted. SnackShame Pro unlocks unlimited roasts, all comedians, and unlimited "Should I eat this?" verdicts. Privacy Policy: https://snackshame.vercel.app/privacy Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/