Spilly: Anti-Affirmations

An app told you to be gentle with yourself and you wanted to throw your phone across the room. Spilly is for you. Type what's bothering you or say it out loud. A small, unimpressed creature reads it and roasts you about it. Somewhere between the eye-roll and the laugh, the thing you were spiraling about shrinks to its real size. Spilly cares about your problem enough to make fun of it. The jokes go after the drama and your excuses. Your looks and the things you can't change stay off the table. YOU SET THE HEAT Slide from an affectionate tease to full deadpan savagery. Change it when your mood does. IT KEEPS RECEIPTS Complain about the same thing again and the creature will point out the rerun. YOUR SPILL AND YOUR PRIVACY To write a roast, Spilly sends your spill, plus your last few spills for context, to our AI roast service. The request carries no name, email, account or device ID. We use it to write the reply and then throw it away. We don't store it and we don't train models on it. Your spill history stays on your phone. When you're offline, Spilly writes the roast on your device. If you speak your spill, Apple's speech recognition turns it into text, and Apple may process that audio on its servers. Type if you'd rather keep it on the phone. FOR THE SERIOUS STUFF If a spill sounds like you might be in danger, the creature drops the act. Spilly skips the roast and shows you a free helpline for your country, like 988 in the US. INSIDE THE APP • Type or speak your spill • Roast intensity from gentle tease to savage • A creature that reacts to what you said, and that you can poke • Sound effects and haptics • Spill history kept on your phone • Coins for every spill, to spend on hats, shades, colors and scenes for your creature • One reminder a day, which you can switch off • Offline roasts for when you lose signal • English, Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese SPILLY IS A COMEDY APP Spilly is entertainment and self-reflection. It isn't a medical device or a mental health service, and it doesn't replace professional care. The creature is a cartoon character and its replies are jokes, so don't take them as advice. If you're struggling, talk to someone qualified. SUBSCRIPTION Roasts need Spilly Pro. Choose a monthly or yearly subscription, or pay once for lifetime access. Apple charges your Apple Account when you confirm. Subscriptions renew unless you cancel at least 24 hours before the current period ends. Manage or cancel them in your Apple Account settings. Terms of Use (EULA): https://spilly.oberek.studio/terms Privacy Policy: https://spilly.oberek.studio/privacy