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  • Missing key features & patched almost daily >:-[

    This app which accompanies an expensive “smart” should come with more preloaded patterns/programs that are interesting and designed for specific devices. Instead we have to use a forum? I spent far less on devices that came with many more interesting and stimulating programs.

    Also extremely annoying is the excessive frequency of app updates. Sometimes there are three updates within 14 days. I guess they are bug fixing and experimenting with us in real time. Come on! Slow down the rapid app updates and deliver quality updates much less frequently. I’m removing the app from my phone. Ridiculous!
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  • So confused

    This app was so fun at first. Then the toy broke three separate times. Customer service was great at first and sent me new ones. Then it worked sort of with Spotify. So I purchased a different toy. Then the new toy broke four times. Customer service won’t return my emails. Now they changed the app and it is glitchy and records data on my screen. I thought this was going to help my stress. Come on Korea you are better then this I think. Or wait is this company actually located in North Korea?
    So confused I just really started to enjoy music and sex on a whole new level. Or am I being spied on by these strange folks. As I said so confused.
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  • Poor maintenance

    This app was fabulous in the beginning, but now it crashes consistently, and that’s if you’re lucky enough to get it open.
    This is very disappointing considering the money it costs to buy these toys.
  • App unreliable slow and crashes

    The app used to be reliable. Now it’s barely functional. Crashes constantly. Long distance sessions only stay connected for a few minutes at a time. Hopefully the new update fixes it but not holding my breath. Only way we could get it work even remotely was to create new accounts for each of us.
    Update: app still crashed every minute or
    Less with the new update. Makes the whole point of long distance toys completely useless
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  • Glitchy and needs improvements

    Anytime I leave or anyone puts app in background it says offline and than takes forever to reload and refresh when back open. Randomly logs me out for no reason. Would love to connect and meet new people anonymously 1 to 1 to meet new people instead of the forum website.
  • crashing constantly

    i have used this app for 2 years now and i would not keep coming back if i had not already invested in several of the brand’s products. it does not load messages initially, you have to click between tabs several times to get your messages to appear and be in the right order. and it crashes almost any time i open my chat with someone, as well as disconnecting my bluetooth at random, freezing and sometimes not registering the letters i type. i recommend not buying from this company as you will only be emotionally and sexually frustrated when trying to use their app. It crashed nine times this morning while i tried to send two messages, so ill be phasing out most of my lovense products and replacing them with other bluetooth toys. my partners will also be invited to my new app of choice. thought the update would fix things and it did not.
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  • Making Patterns

    Overall great app! Hate that it sometimes crashes, but that’s probably due to the several users.

    What would be amazing is that for making patterns is that instead of choosing what features the toy has, to make a pattern for a given toy(s). That way if you want to make a pattern for say a Nora and Hush then you have three sliders when making the pattern instead of having to make two separate patterns.
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  • Whats wrong with this industry…

    This app is utter garbage. Music can only be added by mp3 download from PC? What the hell is that even? I didnt connect my iPhone to PC in 10 years. Dropbox anyone? Local files? iCloud? Next up: Sound detection. Total junk. How about using FFT to extract beats instead of just adjusting to loudness and then also with a 1-2 second delay? Garbage garbage. Next up: Patterns. Doesnt work once you tried to use sound detection. Does nothing. Same for manual controls. This is a consistent pattern across this entire industry. Garbage quality, useless software, no matter how much they charge you.
    The only option as with everything here is to write your own software through their bluetooth protocol.
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  • App is not even working

    I used this app 2 years ago quite successfully and it was great fun. Now the app won’t even open, it will just crash immediately. Do these guys even test the new version of the app before it goes out to make sure it won’t entirely break their product?

    As of writing this review there was an update for the app a week ago. They either have a huge problem on their hands that they have failed to fix or have introduced a problem to their app through lack of testing before pushing it to distribute. What a waste of money as I was so excited to use this again after several years.
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  • I bought it for the music

    I bought this because I wanted to use Spotify with it but now I can’t. I kind of wish I wouldn’t of wasted my money and look more into different products.

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