My life is once again peaceful
And then I used the BOU mobile app.
The app was so bad I would have immediately deleted it and thrown my phone into the microwave if I wasn’t too lazy to use the PC to do my online banking. I transferred no accounts, money, or love over because I couldn’t bear to use the horrific thing. My eyes were physically abused every time I opened the app, I felt like I had time travelled back to my 1992 paper Dollarmites statement and been thrown into the midst of the results of a badly written SQL view.
However, with the update, I now am free of the feeling of visual nausea, I can find everything I need without the slightest fear of being bombarded with more capital letters than a scam job advert on Seek, and I can once again feel confident that abandoning the paper-form obsessed Bendigo Bank won’t be the worst decision I make this decade (which really says a lot considering how many cats I have).
Thank you devs, good job.