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The testing status in the app is unnecessarily difficult
I completed my annual testing on September 8 and also purchased Extended Hormone Health and progesterone testing. Since then, results have been coming in gradually, which I understand is normal. The problem is that the app gives me almost no clear indication of what is actually complete versus what is still pending.
Right now, my Annual Test says “Clinician note ready” and the progress indicator appears to be at the Summary stage, which strongly suggests that the testing process is complete. At the same time, my Biological Age section says it will appear “when your full results are ready,” and I can currently see only 47 biomarkers despite the annual test including 100+ biomarkers.
That creates a completely unnecessary amount of confusion. I have been left wondering whether additional results are still coming, whether something was missed, whether my hormone add-ons were actually collected, whether I was supposed to schedule another lab visit, and whether the clinician note means my testing is finished.
This could be prevented with an incredibly simple status display. For example:
Annual Test — September 8
47 of 103 results available
56 results pending
Extended Hormone Health: pending / partially resulted / complete
Progesterone: pending / complete
Clinician review: available
Full testing status: still processing
Estimated completion: 1–3 weeks after collection
Something that simple would answer nearly every question I have had.
For a service that costs $365 for the membership plus additional paid testing, I expected the experience to make my health information easier to understand, not harder to track. The issue is not that lab testing takes time; the issue is that the app does not clearly distinguish between results received, results pending, add-on testing, clinician review status, and overall test completion.
I would also strongly recommend adding an obvious place where members can see exactly what they purchased and what was included in a particular lab visit. It should not require searching through old receipts and emails just to determine what was ordered.
I’m sharing this because I genuinely think the testing-status experience needs improvement. The underlying service may be valuable, but the current presentation creates anxiety and confusion that could be avoided with much clearer progress information.
I would also appreciate clarification on my own account: which tests from my September 8 visit are complete, which are still pending, whether my Extended Hormone Health and progesterone testing were collected successfully, and why my Annual Test says “Clinician note ready” while the app simultaneously says my full results are not ready.
Thank you.
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My questions were about how my lab orders had changed, but I repeatedly received generic explanations about hormone testing that had nothing to do with what I was asking. For a premium membership, I expected personalized support and continuity, not to start over with every new agent.
The testing itself may be valuable, but the customer experience needs significant improvement—especially for members with irregular cycles. This common situation was clearly an after thought. A clear SOP for these cases and better continuity between support agents would make a huge difference.
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