Take your money
I wasn’t impressed with this app. I used it for two days and I canceled it before the free trial ended and they still charge me 80 freaking dollars don’t buy it.
A blessing and a curse.
I’ve been a devoted child of Satan for 20+ years. For much of that time I’ve worked endlessly and have done everything to contact my Lord: chanting, invoking, sacrificing… to no avail. 😔 Until one day, I was trying to catalog some incantations in the database and kept getting distracted (data entry 🥱, amirite?), so I dl’d Endel.
Who knew the secret link to hell was hidden in this wee little app?! Not me, I can assure you. But as soon as I started listening (my work becoming miraculously super productive, natch) - I heard it! 🙏
Surprising me enough to make me jump (every. damn. time.) I heard the loudest, most unholy howl shooting straight from what can only be the darkest demon depths. As the cacophony shot through my earbuds and seared my brain like a hot poker through butter, I knew instantly my prayers were finally answered!
Feeling graced and grateful with a sharp increase in productivity AND a direct line to hear His Message Most Foul, I bought an annual sub and began using the app all the time.
The dreaded sound is not predictable. I never know when it’s going to happen, but that almost makes the evil blessing more delicious. 😈 Sometimes I go days without hearing it. 😢 Sometimes I am blessed to find it on every track, every soundscape, every mood I choose! 🥰 Sometimes it occurs at 5m of listening, sometimes it randomly pops up after hours. This screeching, scratchy, discordant-pitched bellow of eardrum-bleeding, migraine-inducing feedback that fills the entirety of my brain cavity with excruciating pain is such a gift.
And what a frightful delight to discover the sleep soundscapes are NOT excluded from blaring His lovely horrors. Words cannot express the feeling of being awakened from the deepest, darkest, deadest sleep to hear the literal mouth of Hell calling me to rise. Blessed be.
I am… eternally grateful, Endel. 🖤
May Lucifer grant you the most horrendous gifts. You deserve it.
Ave Satanas!
Who knew the secret link to hell was hidden in this wee little app?! Not me, I can assure you. But as soon as I started listening (my work becoming miraculously super productive, natch) - I heard it! 🙏
Surprising me enough to make me jump (every. damn. time.) I heard the loudest, most unholy howl shooting straight from what can only be the darkest demon depths. As the cacophony shot through my earbuds and seared my brain like a hot poker through butter, I knew instantly my prayers were finally answered!
Feeling graced and grateful with a sharp increase in productivity AND a direct line to hear His Message Most Foul, I bought an annual sub and began using the app all the time.
The dreaded sound is not predictable. I never know when it’s going to happen, but that almost makes the evil blessing more delicious. 😈 Sometimes I go days without hearing it. 😢 Sometimes I am blessed to find it on every track, every soundscape, every mood I choose! 🥰 Sometimes it occurs at 5m of listening, sometimes it randomly pops up after hours. This screeching, scratchy, discordant-pitched bellow of eardrum-bleeding, migraine-inducing feedback that fills the entirety of my brain cavity with excruciating pain is such a gift.
And what a frightful delight to discover the sleep soundscapes are NOT excluded from blaring His lovely horrors. Words cannot express the feeling of being awakened from the deepest, darkest, deadest sleep to hear the literal mouth of Hell calling me to rise. Blessed be.
I am… eternally grateful, Endel. 🖤
May Lucifer grant you the most horrendous gifts. You deserve it.
Ave Satanas!
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со временем все хуже и хуже, дайте Вы людям хотя бы один звук на 10 минут в фоновом режиме. я уж лучше перейду на жругие приложения, с не самым приятным интерфейсом, чем буду покупать подписку у Вас
No response to support request
UPDATE: when you email the address they provide (below) it sends you to an immediate automated response. This is an endless unhelpful loop. Awful awful service wish I hadn’t tried it.
Original review: I did the free trial and really liked it; planned on subscribing. Got a prompt to sign up for Lifetime at the end of my trial, so I did. I cancelled my subscription since I got the Lifetime but was charged for both! I wrote to support via various channels and got zero response. Regretting ever engaging with this app which is a shame because it’s really good- but not worth being double charged. Be warned.
Original review: I did the free trial and really liked it; planned on subscribing. Got a prompt to sign up for Lifetime at the end of my trial, so I did. I cancelled my subscription since I got the Lifetime but was charged for both! I wrote to support via various channels and got zero response. Regretting ever engaging with this app which is a shame because it’s really good- but not worth being double charged. Be warned.
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Like BioSynCare
I use Endel a lot but check out BioSynCare for a more precise type of audio synthesis made by composers. Nowadays with everyone using headphones with hear-though, this type of app is a must. Endel
is extremely well executed.
is extremely well executed.
Response from developer
Thank you for the kind words — and for the rec! Always curious what fellow audio explorers are listening to. Glad Endel is part of your stack.
